Doom Metal Alchemist

All I did was try to figure out where they sit in the break room and start sitting there. >_>

"I'm so hungry, I'd eat a horse! ...In fact, I'd eat horse if I was only a little hungry, too."

I think what she's referring to is the "You wouldn't eat cats and dogs, what makes cows, chickens, and pigs any different?" argument.

I tried that with another co-worker I was interested in many months ago. Didn't work, lol. I actually tried that with yet another co-worker I was interested when I changed shifts, and it SORT of worked, as she included me in conversations... but she's married. But we're friends now, lol. Oh but with the married woman we take breaks in the same areas generally, and those areas are small, and she sits in a place that's convenient, right by the men's bathroom at the corner of the table.

I'm prepared to take the "just because you find her attractive doesn't mean she won't annoy the fuck outta ya" risk. It's weird comparing this situation to talking to a guy because talking to guy for the first time, it's not like I wanted to talk to that guy specifically, it's just that he happened to be right there. Talking to a woman you're interested in feels different, because it feels like I gotta create an excuse to talk to her for the first time, because they're never just right THERE by me anyway.

I don't know if I find deer cute, but I'm sure many people do. When inexperienced people see deer in the wild they often try to go pet them.

Veal? Lamb chops? Venison?

Either you're ashamed of her.... or you're ashamed of your dad.

Basically.

I'm not a fan of anuses. Doesn't matter whose it is.

Yeah, high school me learned from the School of Hard Knocks not to let unrequited crushes build up too much. And I'm generally ok with rejection, and I ask out women so infrequently that when I do, and even when they turn me down, I am proud of myself for actually going for it.

Your financial advisor is secretly a UEMBer!

I'll read those later, I have to start getting ready for work in like 10 minutes.

We see each other so infrequently and people in my department have no contact with people in her department so I'm not at all worried about bad shit happening if a relationship happens but goes south.

The problem is, whenever I see her, it's while I am about to go do my job either at start of shift or after break, so I have no time to start a conversation when I see her. Yeah, I am definitely avoiding the word "date," since I can't even get to know her actually during work. I figured I'd say "want to hang out sometime?"

No pics, I forgot to mention, I don't even know her name (like I said I would have to introduce myself to her, I'm sure she doesn't know my name either).

So there is this incredibly hot chick I occasionally see at work. I barely see her because she works on mostly different days than me (we used to work on the same schedule, but I eventually transferred to a different schedule, now we only have one work day in common), she works in a different department, and she takes her breaks in different break areas than I do. I take my breaks in the break areas I do out of convenience and the ones she (probably) takes her breaks at her too long of a walk from wear I am working. I really want to ask this girl out, but I feel I have no way of getting to know her first because of the above. Would it be creepy or whatever that the next time we randomly cross paths for me to just introduce my self to her, tell her I've noticed her around the building and because I feel there's no way we'll get to know each other otherwise, and ask her if she would want to hang out sometime? Note that I'm pretty sure she has noticed me like I have noticed her, it just seems she is very aware of me. I probably made it obvious (accidentally) the first time I saw her. But I don't know if she's thinking "there's that cute guy that probably likes me" or "there's that creepy guy that probably likes me."

Happy birthday!

The best part of that is the question mark, because without the explanation, who the fuck would've gotten it?

"Flew"?

I don't know what that is, but it pissed me off to no end when classic rock stations started playing nu-metal and post-grunge. And that was like 6 years ago.

I was already well into college before "scene kids" became a thing, so I was never scene at all.

Hahaha, that is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally tricky.... don't want to get in trouble for sexual harassment...

Got some money to blow, literally.

While I was working last night, that "Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar" song from the 80s randomly popped into my head (and that is literally the only (partial) line from the song I know)... And maybe it's just because I don't drink, but... WTF is a cocktail bar? If you order a beer in a cocktail bar, do they go, "Sorry, we don't serve beer here, only cocktails. This is a cocktail bar."?