Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know any riddles and I'm too lazy to make any up. Someone else go.

A River.

For me it was the Nadia nude / masturbation scene in American Pie.

Of the cookies available in literally every grocery store in the country, they are among the best. But you'll never get any factory made cookies to be in the top 25 in the world.

If I ignored an actual possible sexual encounter, I don't know about it. But apparently I have ignored signals of interest from women in the past. Maybe even as recent as last Monday.

Go back to when I was a high school freshman and tell myself to forget about that one girl.

WHERE'S THE BEARD???

You're going to have to explain this to me.

MANIAC

Microwave?

MY GRAVE BOUGHT ME THAT CADILLAC FROM BEYOND THE SON

Thank you. I feel really psyched right now, but I have to wait until Sunday for our next common work day.

MY SON BOUGHT ME THAT CADILLAC FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

You don't own Microsoft, I declare shenanigans.

MY SON BOUGHT ME THAT CADILLAC

I'm thinking about this again, and it is making me feel better in that maybe when she switched up her seating on Monday she was attempting to get me to talk to her, but also at the same time bad because maybe now she feels I spurned her.... Man.... I'm feeling more determined to talk to her now. I just don't want to sit next to her only to chicken out and not say anything again. Just because I intend on talking to her doesn't mean I'll actually do it. I've learned that.

That was my thought too, but then looking at the choices, the "go straight, turn left here, turn right here" option is perfect for me when the navigator is in the front passenger seat. Oh and I got female.

"Sorry, I don't have any change on me, but you can have this turd, if you like."

Funnily enough.... I have already talked to one former member of my last band if he was interested in joining my new project and he seemed into it. An hour or so ago he and another former member invited me to hang out tonight. The three of us are three out of the four members of the last line-up. I'm going to ask both of them to join my project, and if they agree, I'm then going to ask if they are ok with me asking another former member to join (not from the final line-up of the last band). Oh, and yeah, I want to do my own thing. I'm going to do a lot less compromising this time around. But at the same time there will be a lot less pressure.

2007 or 2008, I think.

But ice is literally just water, and I know you know water is good for dogs (and all life, period).

I guess "successfully" is subjective, I thought their music was dull as dirt. Unless you strictly mean commercially successful, then yeah. Are they American? I know Shirley Manson's Scottish. I thought Butch Vig was British, but I could very well be wrong about that.

I mean, it's just water. And I'm sure they chew on much worse. I don't know if puppies are like human babies and don't have any teeth when born.

I was able to get good at guitar because I could suck at home in private without embarrassing myself in front of anyone. I was not willing to continue in organized sports after one year of tee-ball because I hated sucking at it in front of all my team mates. I was going to make this it's own thread, but I may as well just post it here... I did not ask out any women today.... but I did do something I consider just as good, but in a completely different way.... as you may or may not have noticed, I took out all mentions of my band out of my profile. That is because we basically split up a few weeks ago. There is a guy who works at the local Guitar Center, who is / was the drummer for who I suspect will forever be in my eyes the greatest local band of all time: Beastmaker. A doom metal band that put out two good full length albums on Rise Above Records (for those uninitiated, Rise Above Records is one of the most premiere labels for the stoner and doom metal niches). They signed to a new label I think last year, but the band leader founded a new band that he and the label are far more heavily focused on. Today I saw a post on facebook by the label about "Beastmaker's demise." So I figured, I'll ask the drummer if he wants to join my new doom metal project. My ex-singer told me that the drummer was not into touring which is perfect for what I want to do. I had some shit to do today anyway. I was at Burger King eating lunch, feeling great about it, then I arrive at Guitar Center, feeling confident, then I see him and all of a sudden a flurry of butterflies in my stomach. It felt the exact same as when I psych myself up to ask out a woman I have a crush on. But I got through it, I don't think I came off as a dink, he friended me on facebook on his own volition. He declined, but he said he doesn't like bands and projects, he likes jamming and audio engineering. It sounded like he was in Beastmaker because the leader is his "beset friend in the whole world." He also didn't really agree with the label's post about the band being dead, he doesn't see it as being like a concrete is it dead or is it alive thing. ANYWAY.... this experience today almost feels like a warm-up to asking out this cute girl at work.

For me what always gave me the impression that just asking out random women was normal on the fly was TV sitcoms. Those characters fucking ALWAYS just ask random women out and get dates. WTF? Every fucking show from the 90s. EDIT: Also, I wouldn't say I'm charismatic at all. I gravitated so much to Internet message boards because it feels so much easier talking and expressing myself this way than to people in person (all genders).