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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ok, then maybe had a gf or a sister that was obsessed with that song. Just trying to give this poor guy the benefit of the doubt.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Maybe he has a daughter who was obsessed with that song.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, you know who we all forgot?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I've only ever played the NES ones. Good games, but I think the cut scenes and especially the music is just as good if not better than the actual game play.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I know him from west coast teams, which makes me wonder why he'd be on the radar of a mid-westerner such as yourself.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Damn, I came in here to post Bud Black because I honestly did not think you were going to.... good show.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I counter with "contacts suck." But to be fair, I've only ever worn hard lenses.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Goddamn, what was that biblical flood, 40 days and 40 nights? That's pansy shit. Try SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nah, it's that in porn, glasses are the only thing required to make one a nerd.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What is a "Hank Hill machine"? I'm picturing King of the Hill themed pinball.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hairy.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't think you can make a manly non-pretty boy link when he dresses like Peter Pan, you know?
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    .....why would it be Sponges?
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's funny to me how it now has tires even older than what they came with. Yeah I think I misunderstood that part of the post. Nevermind.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hey Phillies, I was stowing anime body pillow cases at work this morning, it made me think of you. Some of them had bare nipples clearly visible. It was like they were paying me to look at hentai. No Miku pillows though.
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    How'd they react?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Dude I don't even recognize you with your glasses.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is there a reason this is called sounding?
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm blind as a bat without my glasses.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I only exercise if a) I get paid for it, or b) I have an immediate medical problem (such as pre-diabetes).
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Goddamn, those nips...
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I could imagine this conversation taking place while baseball was being invented.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    NAClO CHEESE
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'll bet you lost a lot of weight too, huh??? Actually reading the above post makes me reconsider that...
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Unless there's something additional I'm not getting here, I would call Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat pronouncing "Looking for love" funnily would be a swing and a miss for a joke. Maybe an appropriate meme though.
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