Doom Metal Alchemist

That's an interesting concept for a comedy show.... Is it a group of famous serial killers roasting Mr. Bundy? And why is Mr. Bundy the guest of honor?

I like how your essay is watermelon colored.

Usually I'll eat it at home. Usually if I eat it in the car it's because I'm ready to come home from out of town late at night, and the drive-thru's are open but the dining areas are not.

Cartoons. Cookies. Ice cream. Pizza. Soda. Fast food.

I don't know any riddles and I'm too lazy to make any up. Someone else go.

A River.

For me it was the Nadia nude / masturbation scene in American Pie.

Of the cookies available in literally every grocery store in the country, they are among the best. But you'll never get any factory made cookies to be in the top 25 in the world.

If I ignored an actual possible sexual encounter, I don't know about it. But apparently I have ignored signals of interest from women in the past. Maybe even as recent as last Monday.

Go back to when I was a high school freshman and tell myself to forget about that one girl.

WHERE'S THE BEARD???

You're going to have to explain this to me.

MANIAC

Microwave?

MY GRAVE BOUGHT ME THAT CADILLAC FROM BEYOND THE SON

Thank you. I feel really psyched right now, but I have to wait until Sunday for our next common work day.

MY SON BOUGHT ME THAT CADILLAC FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

You don't own Microsoft, I declare shenanigans.

MY SON BOUGHT ME THAT CADILLAC

I'm thinking about this again, and it is making me feel better in that maybe when she switched up her seating on Monday she was attempting to get me to talk to her, but also at the same time bad because maybe now she feels I spurned her.... Man.... I'm feeling more determined to talk to her now. I just don't want to sit next to her only to chicken out and not say anything again. Just because I intend on talking to her doesn't mean I'll actually do it. I've learned that.

That was my thought too, but then looking at the choices, the "go straight, turn left here, turn right here" option is perfect for me when the navigator is in the front passenger seat. Oh and I got female.

"Sorry, I don't have any change on me, but you can have this turd, if you like."

Funnily enough.... I have already talked to one former member of my last band if he was interested in joining my new project and he seemed into it. An hour or so ago he and another former member invited me to hang out tonight. The three of us are three out of the four members of the last line-up. I'm going to ask both of them to join my project, and if they agree, I'm then going to ask if they are ok with me asking another former member to join (not from the final line-up of the last band). Oh, and yeah, I want to do my own thing. I'm going to do a lot less compromising this time around. But at the same time there will be a lot less pressure.

2007 or 2008, I think.

But ice is literally just water, and I know you know water is good for dogs (and all life, period).