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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Not that I have any inside knowledge or authority.... but this ain't the ASMB, as long as it's not like The Crimson Fucker of Packard's Ass or something, I'm sure it'll be alright...
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's begging to be luffed.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I totally am. It's that hot chick at work. I don't believe in love at first sight, but there was plenty of lust at first sight, let me tell you. It'd been a while since I couldn't help myself from continually stealing glances.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I mean, drinking to excess is pretty rock and roll, but it's not "the rock and roll lifestyle" without a cocaine and/or heroin addiction.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I love working overnights.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know why, but the last, I don't know, few weeks or so I've been WAY hornier than I have been in like a decade.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do you still fan-girl over Gaara?
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Someone post the Mighty Sword of Indifference.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That book sucked. And the movie was even WORSE, somehow. The one with Robert Redford, that is. Haven't seen the one with Leonardo DiCaprio, and have no plans to.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Amusement parks? No. Canoeing? No. I'm very selective with the concerts I attend. I don't think this is gonna work.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yes. We established this in Odin's thread about him getting glasses.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Not much is more embarrassing than that.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You should do it without monetizing your videos. That way it's just a hobby.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't think I can claim to be anybody's biggest fan.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I just use UEMB to bother UEMB. *shrug*
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Is Pizza Butt (thank you, Katt) really any better than Little Caesar's?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I intentionally don't seek out porn that I think / know would freak me out, though I know it is out there.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Little Caesar's has $5 large pepperoni pizzas every day...
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't mind being alone, so love's got a lot to do with it.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I love fuggs, but I'm not IN love with fuggs, let's put it that way.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    One of you roasters should compare him to Al Bundy in some way.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Just don't google the guy in mthor's sig.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Seriously though, that Overly Attached Girlfriend chick is really cute.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can't even get myself a date, I don't think I can help you get married.
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