Doom Metal Alchemist

I used to only think of that profile pic when that name came up, now I also always think about extreme paranoia from a former user.

This triggered my inner grammar nazi.

Hah, that's exactly what my mind went to before opening the thread. What @1pooh4u mentioned is the pits too though, because it makes me feel so stupid.

Matthias.

Pic is broken. But I too know what it's like to have tiny hands. Except I'm a dude, so it's far more embarrassing for me.

Depends how much money you have. Running out of money can end your life prematurely, since you know, you can't feed yourself, give yourself shelter, cure what ever medical diseases ail you in your old age (did I spell 'ail' right? It doesn't look right for some reason).

I don't know if I should give this post a laughing react or a sad react, so I split the difference and gave it a confused react.

I think the proliferation of first person shooters all those years ago is what made me stop being a gamer.

I mean he just said he (or someone who very strongly resembles him) looks like a virgin... I'm pretty damn sure that's zeni but I have no idea where this image came from and for all I know rogue could've added the caption himself.

I've seen the commercials on TV. The only thing that's ever stopped me from making a thread about it here is that extra 'n'.

Wait, are you doing both school bus driving and the national guard thing?

Took me a bit.

Her right arm looks like a baby's arm.

"Only rich people drive trucks"? Only poor people drive sports cars then, I guess?

And what about Lou Bega, eh?

I am crushing your nipple!

Armored Armadildo.

Tobias.

Happy birthday!

Won't you gentlemen have a double post? Anyway, can I have Mountain Dew instead? They're owned by Pepsi...

You'd be all like this (except with dip):

She was a writer on Seinfeld. I was binge watching interview clips with various cast members / writers / producers / etc. one night and she popped up in one of them.

I generally like their 70s songs that get played on the radio. Their 80s songs, not so much.

When you see Martha Stewart and Carol Leifer on TV and/or Internet and think to yourself, "she's pretty hot," about both.

You also have UCOs. Unidentified Cooked Objects.