Doom Metal Alchemist

Damn fuggs, why'd you have to quit Kmart? If you still worked there you could scan the code and tell us what it says! I mean, assuming stores still uses handheld scanners. I think I've seen cashiers use those when the main scanners can't read something.

My friend's trying to convince me to interview for a company he just got hired at. It would be a much more prestigious job, but the fact that I work nights at my current job, and have three day weekends, is a HUGE factor in why I really don't want to switch.

Turns out I am Doom Metal Alchemist after all. Parody thread brought to you by TrigunBebop Inc. THAT'S RIGHT TRIGUN I STOLE YOUR TRADEMARK! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If you clean trash mansion.... will there be nothing left? Also the more clutter the more she has to hide behind / under.

Avoid The Fairly Oddparents at all costs.

Yeah honestly I don't think what I said in THIS thread was bad, but I have said skeezy things elsewhere on the boards, so, eh.

EPIC HEAVY METAL FOREVER

Mix, she's right, I have said some sexual things to and / or about her in particular. My only defense (which probably isn't even a good one) is that comments like the ones I have made about her are regularly made about other female users by other male users. And then back in the IB of old, everyone flirted with everyone.

Eh, fair enough. I've probably been skeezy to you in particular, I admit.

Well thank you for defending me, but after the back-and-forth scoob and I had, I think it was a big misunderstanding.

Seriously, if this was ASMB and name changes were still allowed, I could make the argument to the powers that be that Oprah would sue us and Turner Legal would probably side with me.

What happened to you being a mod?

So basically you want any letter except N, and you chose O just because it's adjacent so it was the first that came to mind?

N

You can't masquerade as a representative of Oprah's brand. Request denied.

Oh, look who has a mansion now. Can't shit talk scoob's house anymore.

And that goes double for communicating through text, lol.

Part of me wants to recommend trying extra strength anti-perspirant, but wearing metal t-shirts is probably better.

Not to shift blame, but my initial post was 100% about shitty music in anime openings and gpcat made it about me and foreplay. I was not talking about foreplay with that girl, I was talking about in general. Sometimes I think about how some of my sexual desires started. I just described how that one started. Again, maybe TMI. My sexual desire is not to lick THAT GIRL'S stomach. IN THAT MOMENT I had a desire to lick her stomach, but I came back to reality in an instant. My desire is to lick a woman's stomach. You know, someone I AM intimate with. I thought us weirdos were all comfortable around each other here to share our deepest darkest secrets, I would not disclose this kind of thing anywhere else. We've been posting about our most intimate shit for years, most of us for more than a decade. I don't know, I think what sparked this is I made a post and had to leave the house, when I came back a bunch of posts were made about it by a bunch of people and I wasn't there to explain or defend myself and so assumptions were made, and I felt attacked, and in turn I made more assumptions responding to a bunch of stuff all at once. Sorry gpcat. If you still think I'm creepy, well, I guess I can't change that but at least can we continue being board friends / acquaintances / associates?

Ok, here we go: That_One_Guy the Great: A stranger in a strange club, year after wasted year. The loneliness of the long distance comedian will cause him to die with his boots on in a sea of madness. Catch him back in the village 2 minutes to midnight, located at 22 Acacia Ave.

Dig the shirt. I'll try to think of something clever to say that relates Maiden to comedy.

Clarification needed: They way I'm TALKING about it right here right now, or that I was thinking it at all at the time? Well I guess I misunderstood the definition then. Well as buddy graciously pointed out, I'm a virgin and have no idea what foreplay a woman would find enjoyable. I never said I would ignore any partner's needs in favor of my own. I see no problem in having my own desires. Just because I have desires doesn't mean I'm going to force them onto a partner and ignore my partner's needs. What do you mean by I've never had "any other contact with her"? I mean, sexual desires are a thing. It's not like I just stood there, staring, drooling, fantasizing about all the sex I wanted to have with her. It was a flash impulse and it went away in practically an instant.

This is absolutely hilarious. You think men don't check out women all the fucking time? You think when we see a girl we like, we think, "Man, I'd love to buy her dinner and take her to a movie" and that's it?

Ok now that's something I have no interest in.

Jesus Christ, @garbagepailcat I think you missed an important part of my post: I'm not sure why you think what i described is what I think really goes on, that's just some of my desires. I don't think of it as "if the female doesn't enjoy it, it doesn't count as foreplay." It might not be GOOD foreplay, but foreplay is still foreplay regardless of how enjoyable it is to any involved party. Doesn't mean that's what I'm going to do. And wanting to lick a woman's stomach is "creepy and gross"? Really? In this age of ubiquitous niche Internet porn, THAT'S what you find goes too far? How do you feel about the whole Internet culture regarding "eating that booty like a bag of groceries"? And I was attracted to that college girl long before I saw her in a bikini. She is literally one of the most beautiful women I've ever known. I just didn't notice how fit she was until the beach. And it's not like I pine after her all the time. I really don't think about her much at all since I dropped out. The topic of me not wanting foreplay came up, and I want to lick a woman's stomach. How did that start? That day at the beach. You'd think someone who posted an ass pic here wouldn't be so puritanical about someone else's sexuality. Or is that what this is about? I've commented on your ass pic several times, and now you might think I have these fantasies about you? Because I do not. I think you are very attractive but I don't think about you when I'm not here. At all. I've posted with plenty of attractive females on ASMB / UEMB, but I've never actually fantasized or kidded myself about having relationships / sex with any of them. EDIT: There might have been some confusion. When I said "a girl's stomach" / "a girl's face" I mean "a girl" in a generic sense. Anyone I happen to be involved with. Not that specific girl. I just mentioned that specific girl because that incident is where that desire came from. TMI? Maybe.