Doom Metal Alchemist

All comedians bomb from time to time. Even the greats.

Toejam football (?????????)

Since I work at night, rather than going to school during the day (like usual) I don't feel much of the summer heat this year.

If this is a persistent problem, you should tell your doctor you want to start getting allergy shots. Also, I thought this thread was going to be about how old you look. 😁

I don't know how grade curves work, so I voted "solid B."

The question is... are there really that many Red Sox fans in San Diego?

Andrew N.Y.C.

You got that right.

I want to fuck you like an animal

Shiina Shaturday.

I actually was thinking "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" at first.

They're selling Halloween decorations in a hardware store? Is that normal?

Blah blah gay sex, blah blah congress.

They've been playing grunge on classic rock stations for at LEAST 10 years now. Probably closer to 20. In the last 5 or 6 years they've been playing nu-metal, stuff like Blink 182, and stuff like Everclear on classic rock stations. That was the last straw for me.

Literally the only words to the song I remember are the title.

...From the Little Mermaid?

For me it's a very "hang out with band members / friends" weekend. My weekends are Thursday through Saturday. So Last night I hung out with my band members that have been with me the longest, tested out our recording software. Didn't get very far. Need to upgrade our equipment. Tonight, D&D with newest band member and the rest of his D&D crew. This will be my second time playing D&D with them, and at all. Tomorrow, I see that same band member to work on music.

I'm not much of a drug user, but I'd like to "do" Opium some time, just to see what it's like.

I'll be there for you Very well could be the title of the song, but who the fuck knows?

We got fun and games

Snots running down his nose

Hello me, meet the real me POSSIBLY instantly recognizable, depending on who you ask.

New car, caviar, four star I don't know if that's one line, more than one line, or a fraction of one line

Well I swear it, I don't have a gun

I'm a rollin' thunder, pouring rain