Doom Metal Alchemist

I would settle for free Mountain Dews and candy bars right now. I'm in a hotel too. I'm in San Francisco, seeing a concert tomorrow. I hate driving places where the only place to park is a fucking parking garage. I come from where parking garages are typically completely unnecessary. I don't want to go out and get food because I don't want to have to fucking find the parking garage again.

I'm quiet in that I typically don't grunt or breathe heavily too much. My butt is loud as fuck though.

Needs more Inuyasha wall scrolls.

I don't care. I'll age myself again: I'm 36. I was an old ass IBer, but I"m younger than most of you pod 6ers.

Heh, that's when I was a student there. 😁 Also, we're CSUF. I think FSU is Florida State University.

Jack I need a job. I'll take an unpaid internship.

Pooh was a sith and dealt with absolutes. ("Not when it's a university.") I was just pointing out that's not necessarily true. I've never followed college sports. I've went to Bulldog football and basketball games a few times and had fun though. For the non-Californians, the Georgia Bulldogs aren't the only Bulldogs, just in case that's confusing.

Fresno State.

Well at the university I went to you could.

Well the first question to ask is did she buy it from a brick and mortar store (we know she loves to shop at Gamestop) or online?

A British actor I had no idea was British for the longest time is Hugh Laurie, who plays Dr. House.

The "like" I gave is for the Monty Python gif. I fucking love that movie. 👍

What if you only attach them during sex? Would that be acceptable? If any woman could do this with any variety of shape / size of breasts they wanted to at any time they wanted to, omg, the possibilities...

Are you going to roast yourself? Also are these roasts inspired by that one Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable sketch?

Nah, your threads are fine. Keep up the good work.

I don't understand. If you have already been accepted to the school, can't you major / minor in anything they offer? You may have to start way, way back, but they should offer classes for people with zero background in their chosen major / minor, right?

To be fair, I've never seen his ass.

Your boobies are showing, you gotta spoiler that!

Well I certainly don't remember that.

@garbagepailcat

Nope, I'm the baby.

I will crrrack the whip (rolled r's on 'crack') With a a bold mighty hail Cover me with death If I should ever fail

House Party [whatever number they're on]: Office Party.

I have a hard time falling asleep without the TV on. The silence is deafening.

Ok, if this happens again... channel it into some Sam Kinison-esque rage comedy.