Doom Metal Alchemist

I know it's common for kids' shows to write jokes that go over the kids' heads aimed at the parents so the parents won't feel like killing themselves while watching with their children.... But it seems the people who make Gumball weren't really aiming for the parents with that one, but rather the great-grandparents. My Grandma on my dad's side was a big Golden Girls fan. I think she was able to become a great-grandmother before she died. Conversely, I THINK my grandma on mom's side was a Golden Girls fan, but I KNOW she was a great-grandmother before she died.

Doesn't sound familiar, but who knows, maybe I'll know it if I see it. *shrug*

Nah, I'm not THAT curious.

Hm. Guess I'm not watching the right channels at the right time of day.

I'd say 1,000,000. And that's assuming Naraku equates to about 1,000,000,000,000,000.

Oh yeah (again), if you go to rants and/or DF, you're liable to see several bucket alts.

Oh yeah, and one of them is a Phillies alt.

Well, there was really only like 2 new people, and one of them was definitely a spambot. All the other "new" faces you're seeing are long time ASMB'ers who don't show up much anymore and decided to come out of the wordwork.

He meant ghostrek.

What is a stress test?

It's middle class whereas nabs is acting like it's wealthy. And trust me, naraku was getting paid a lot more than you or I.

Remember in like 2014 or 2015 or something when Tim Lincecum grew a mustache? Yeah...

When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in its eyes.

THERE'S STILL 2 MISSING

Is $40k really that much to you? I almost make that much for fuck's sake. I doubt naraku made any less than 80k, maybe significantly more than that.

I mean, if he wants to, he may as well try it out while he's looking for something better... There is no better time to try out a shit job than when you have no job, right?

Is that why people wear wigs? To keep warm? I thought it was because they liked how it looked. Oh well, at least the one writing the note is bald. Although I think he can't afford a wig and he's jealous of that girl's, so he makes up a stupid reason she shouldn't wear it.

But then she'd be a local hero, because she'd be directly responsible for bettering so many people's lives.

Hey! When I am medicated is when you can trust me, it's when I'm NOT medicated you can't. Like what are you gonna say next, you can't trust what I see with my glasses on, because I have to wear glasses?

That, but much longer, also I don't want to get stabbed. Also I had work.

How do you know they dodged that bullet?

Gina made me realize it's been a long time since I've seen those Jack from Jack in the Box commercials. Where did they go? It seems like they were using that character for over a decade, if not two.

Automatic flushing without the manual button are fucking awful. I don't know, maybe the kind with both are more expensive, and your G.M. doesn't want to spring for it? lol

Now that I saw that thread again, I'm sure the non-flushed toilets were a factor. Like maybe he went off on a co-worker for not flushing and made some enemies.

Those flushers are the best. Automatic but you can still flush manually if you need/want to.