Doom Metal Alchemist

I mean, they gave Varg Vikernes Internet access in prison, maybe moonmetropolis would get the same luxury... despite them being in two different country's penal systems.

That reminds me... "When you love Nips, it shows." - Cheese Nips commercial.

I take my bipolar meds as prescribed by a doctor, and that's it.

Also cat piss. The twist being he doesn't have any pets... intentionally.

That's what the TV's for.

And you've already got datass. ☺️

Also, is this not the most epic tune from any game released on the NES?

Congrats!

Was Ninja Gaiden better on NES or Xbox?

Scooby-Dooby? More like Scooby-Do-me. *tap dances stage left*

Have you forgotten who I was talking to?

He never said they were Sexy Parties.

I remember you!

The ASMB no longer exists, but the TV network is still very much alive.

Depends who I'm switching with.

That's a good list. 👍I mean, other than scoob. 🤣

I have a co-worker who accidentally left his Apple-watch in a hotel in Seattle. The watch was a gift from his wife.

It took me a bit to notice that beer Ken has no pants on.

Where did the name come from?

Undergrads should be on AS.

25 pound boobies.... 😍

Me three.

I never played Crossfire, but that commercial made it look awesome. Probably a lot more awesome than it actually is. And that theme music is pretty METAL, too. How different would it be if they used Steve Ray Vaughn's song Caught in the Crossfire instead?

No such thing.

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