Doom Metal Alchemist

Was it a Popeye's sandwich, bought from some dude on a street corner?

No.

Fuck you. I hated that meme so much. Now the instant viper logs on he's going to post 50 of these threads because it's his favorite thing in the world.

My kinda food challenge would be "how many days in a row can you eat pizza?"

No more war thogs have the poweeeeeeeeer [duh deh] hand of god has struck the houurrrrrrr [dalalalalalala]

Do you live anywhere near Atlantic City?

Doomed and Disgusting

Well of course he looks bad in a poorly edited gif.

There is no word filter. Luuv wanted something extremely different from the ASMB as far as rules were concerned. His original conception was pretty close to no rules, but things have tightened up a bit since his passing. But it's still nothing like the ASMB.

By gambling I think buddy means lottery tickets.

Happy birthday! 🍰

Damn, it has been a while.

In what way are we using this phrase here? 🤔

On third thought, let's eat that shoe.

Stiletto and meatballs.

During part of my "what the fuck do I want to do with my life?" crisis, I decided I would learn to draw and become a cartoonist, since the funnies were such a huge part of my life since childhood, and back then, they still were. So I tried to learn to draw with the aid of a how-to book... and I couldn't fucking stand it. So I gave it up after a little bit. It probably would've been better if I actually enrolled myself in an art class, but I wanted to just get straight into cartoons.

Well at least you didn't bake it.

As long as its being looked at I guess. And we still have the password recovery forum, which it took me a full 24 hours after I couldn't login to remember existed.

I didn't even know crackdowns on illegal turning was a thing. I've only heard of crackdowns on DUI's and speeding. I would've thought people were being pulled over for one of those.

Did you fix the "forgot password?" thing yet?

I'm surprised so many here are Golden Girls fans. 😯

Is it uncommon in this country for turn lanes (or any lanes, really) closed for construction to be PHYSICALLY closed? That's what they do here. Not only do they put up a sign, but also block off the whole lane at LEAST with orange cones, sometimes with some kind of other barrier. Even if the road itself is confusing, they make it perfectly obvious what lanes are closed.

Like I said, $40k is middle class, not wealthy. Middle class doesn't mean living below the poverty line. But I didn't think you meant being middle class is living extravagantly, maybe I was wrong. I think the California state minimum wage is still $11.50 (maybe one of our fellow Californians can corroborate that as right or wrong), but the local minimum wage was raised to $12.50 I think this past January or something. But I make more than minimum wage, and work 40 hours a week, and get a lot of overtime and double time. Just because you think working 40 hours a week is unthinkable, doesn't mean everyone does (that was funny the post to benji above where you seemed incredulous that he must work at least 40 hours a week). Entry level programmers fresh out of college make an average of about 60k here. Naraku is in cyber security if I remember correctly, and he's well out of college and has been in his field for a while. My dad worked in sales his whole life, and not as a manager, and he still cleared $150k for a good portion of his career. In retirement he makes an average of about 70k, including his investments. And no, we don't live in a mansion though you'd probably think this house is a mansion.

I have a platonic female friend at work. Obviously I'm not married but she is, so you can think of the premise from her perspective. She may be more of an acquaintance though, since we never hang out outside of work. But she's married and has at least two kids at home. When the hell would she even have the time to hang out outside of work anyway?