Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't remember a thread / post like that... in any case, this is the first I've spoke of my friend's daughter's strawberry-banana drink.

He's into bestiality.

When I was hanging out with my friend last week, he bought his young daughter a strawberry-banana drink from the store. She said it tasted like bubblegum. He took a taste, and agreed.

The princess would a beast-ess, as in ugly, not a hot anthropomorphic creature. Therefore, the prince would probably not be interested.

I actually think it was a different black dude. I think it being a white dude is more likely than it being Phil Lamar though. It doesn't sound like a voice Phil Lamar could actually make.

I can't even do that.

If you ask me, the only hot chick on Inuyasha was Yura of the Demon Hair.

You also can't spell "diet" without "ie". Which is the popular abbreviation for Internet Explorer. Which is dead. Coincidence?

Dude I'm just a guitarist, I don't know jack shit about producing.

The cracks made me think of Buzz Aldren's and Neil Armstrong's footprints. EDIT: Not the CRACKS, but you know what I mean, right?

What I'm getting out of this, is it takes a hell of a lot of effort, completely outside of practicing and getting better at the game, for the game to be playable.

It's a photo of the moon's surface.

Yup.

Honestly not a fan of that DD song. >_> The Rondo of Blood song is only weird in the context of Castlevania. On its own merit it's not bad.

Sorta related, one of my favorite epic heavy metal bands, Battleroar, wrote a song called Vampire Killer about Castlevania: They also have a song about Double Dragon called Double Dragon.

That was pretty rad.

You've never been late for work and were like, "Goddamn it, I don't want to shave"?

Does the family you're moving in with already know about your balloon fetish?

It's never occurred to me what my beard smells like. How do I find out without cutting / shaving some of it off to hold to my nose?

Happy birthday!

Boo. The hella cool fast line isn't upfront enough for me in IV's version.

What version of Bloody Tears? I'm mainly familiar with Castlevania II's and Castlevania IV's, and even though I otherwise really like IV's soundtrack, I prefer II's version of Bloody Tears. I don't know / remember what other Castlevania games use that tune.

F-Zero was a good game but I was never good at it.

I thought the point was the kid had to go get the signatures themselves.

I need to know what this means.