Doom Metal Alchemist

I just did a little bit of digging and you've got a case of mistaken identity. Here is a picture of the REAL raptorpat:

I still think of pat as Peter Griffin.

He's staring at the wall because watching paint dry is more entertaining then the drivel she's making him listen to, and she's thinking, "Oh yeah, he thinks I'm totally hip and cool, he's definitely gonna call me tomorrow."

Is that a war thog?

And one day in 1975 this rule was temporarily suspended for a day, and as a bonus Ozzy even got to dress Bill Ward

Oh lol. 😂I don't do much with my phone beyond text and listen to music.

Damn fuggs, why'd you have to quit Kmart? If you still worked there you could scan the code and tell us what it says! I mean, assuming stores still uses handheld scanners. I think I've seen cashiers use those when the main scanners can't read something.

My friend's trying to convince me to interview for a company he just got hired at. It would be a much more prestigious job, but the fact that I work nights at my current job, and have three day weekends, is a HUGE factor in why I really don't want to switch.

Turns out I am Doom Metal Alchemist after all. Parody thread brought to you by TrigunBebop Inc. THAT'S RIGHT TRIGUN I STOLE YOUR TRADEMARK! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If you clean trash mansion.... will there be nothing left? Also the more clutter the more she has to hide behind / under.

Avoid The Fairly Oddparents at all costs.

Yeah honestly I don't think what I said in THIS thread was bad, but I have said skeezy things elsewhere on the boards, so, eh.

EPIC HEAVY METAL FOREVER

Mix, she's right, I have said some sexual things to and / or about her in particular. My only defense (which probably isn't even a good one) is that comments like the ones I have made about her are regularly made about other female users by other male users. And then back in the IB of old, everyone flirted with everyone.

Eh, fair enough. I've probably been skeezy to you in particular, I admit.

Well thank you for defending me, but after the back-and-forth scoob and I had, I think it was a big misunderstanding.

Seriously, if this was ASMB and name changes were still allowed, I could make the argument to the powers that be that Oprah would sue us and Turner Legal would probably side with me.

What happened to you being a mod?

So basically you want any letter except N, and you chose O just because it's adjacent so it was the first that came to mind?

N

You can't masquerade as a representative of Oprah's brand. Request denied.

Oh, look who has a mansion now. Can't shit talk scoob's house anymore.

And that goes double for communicating through text, lol.

Part of me wants to recommend trying extra strength anti-perspirant, but wearing metal t-shirts is probably better.

Not to shift blame, but my initial post was 100% about shitty music in anime openings and gpcat made it about me and foreplay. I was not talking about foreplay with that girl, I was talking about in general. Sometimes I think about how some of my sexual desires started. I just described how that one started. Again, maybe TMI. My sexual desire is not to lick THAT GIRL'S stomach. IN THAT MOMENT I had a desire to lick her stomach, but I came back to reality in an instant. My desire is to lick a woman's stomach. You know, someone I AM intimate with. I thought us weirdos were all comfortable around each other here to share our deepest darkest secrets, I would not disclose this kind of thing anywhere else. We've been posting about our most intimate shit for years, most of us for more than a decade. I don't know, I think what sparked this is I made a post and had to leave the house, when I came back a bunch of posts were made about it by a bunch of people and I wasn't there to explain or defend myself and so assumptions were made, and I felt attacked, and in turn I made more assumptions responding to a bunch of stuff all at once. Sorry gpcat. If you still think I'm creepy, well, I guess I can't change that but at least can we continue being board friends / acquaintances / associates?