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    This.
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    I almost never post from my phone. Thumb typing pisses me off. I probably would've chucked at least 5 phones as hard as I could in rage if autocorrect wasn't a thing, lol.
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    Shut the hell up about mucus, Pat. That's disgusting.
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    Oh, I have seen that one. OH now I remember what made him say that. "I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger."
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    I can't figure out the pun for Rudy Lepay. And now I'm wondering if "Carmen Sandiego" is some kind of pun that I've never realized before and still can't.
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    I swear to god, when I was a kid, every single dog in the world wanted to rip my throat out instantly. As an adult, every dog loves me. *shrug*
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    I don't think I've seen this one, and I don't know the context behind it... For me it's "the one who MOMopolizes the competition..."
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Wouldn't banging you KILL you though???
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Pat is literally speaking for me in every post he's made in this thread.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm guessing my Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well I went to work...
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Titty spinkles... like titties covered in the same kind of sprinkles that are on donuts? Because those are some sprinkles I would like to put in my mouth...
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That explains why I've always had an aversion to beanies in favor of baseball caps.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Gel everywhere...
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    Come on, you can't just drop a bombshell on us like that and not tell us who the first was.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    All comedians bomb from time to time. Even the greats.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Toejam football (?????????)
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Since I work at night, rather than going to school during the day (like usual) I don't feel much of the summer heat this year.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    If this is a persistent problem, you should tell your doctor you want to start getting allergy shots. Also, I thought this thread was going to be about how old you look. 😁
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know how grade curves work, so I voted "solid B."
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The question is... are there really that many Red Sox fans in San Diego?
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Andrew N.Y.C.
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    You got that right.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I want to fuck you like an animal
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Shiina Shaturday.
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