Doom Metal Alchemist

Hm..... I never bring chicken to work. Also it's already hard enough finding a seat near her at breaks.

And in gina's defense, the only reason I knew about the Popeye's vs Chik Fil A chicken sandwich brew-ha-ha is because of UEMB. I didn't see anything about it in my facebook feed until this morning.

I have no idea why Popeye's is so popular. Everyone, literally fucking EVERYONE in old IB said Popeye's is so much better than KFC. Well I decide to try Popeye's once, and once was enough. That was the fucking driest chicken I've ever eaten. Their biscuits weren't very good either. However, I will say that Popeye's gravy is great, and is better than KFC's (and I already like KFC's quite a bit), but that's it.

Ok, going by this definition my dad recently gifted me a bunch of pocket knives that belonged to my great-grandfather.

How do I get the hot Asian chick at work to talk to me?

Dammit you ruined it.

True... But if I walk into a stall and see a big mess in the toilet, I immediately walk out and try the next stall. Though I guess that's providing there's another open stall.

My spelling would probably be ghostrekian on my phone if I turned off autocorrect. Autocorrect is a thing on Macs too, and I turned that shit off on my Macbook the instant I found out about it.

Are you sure they didn't try flushing but it didn't go down?

Sponges lives a double life with a secret job as the sound guy at Petco Park.

Is that the condition known as tumorsyphilisitisosis?

This.

I almost never post from my phone. Thumb typing pisses me off. I probably would've chucked at least 5 phones as hard as I could in rage if autocorrect wasn't a thing, lol.

Shut the hell up about mucus, Pat. That's disgusting.

Oh, I have seen that one. OH now I remember what made him say that. "I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger."

I can't figure out the pun for Rudy Lepay. And now I'm wondering if "Carmen Sandiego" is some kind of pun that I've never realized before and still can't.

I swear to god, when I was a kid, every single dog in the world wanted to rip my throat out instantly. As an adult, every dog loves me. *shrug*

I don't think I've seen this one, and I don't know the context behind it... For me it's "the one who MOMopolizes the competition..."

Wouldn't banging you KILL you though???

Pat is literally speaking for me in every post he's made in this thread.

I'm guessing my Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book.

Well I went to work...

Titty spinkles... like titties covered in the same kind of sprinkles that are on donuts? Because those are some sprinkles I would like to put in my mouth...

That explains why I've always had an aversion to beanies in favor of baseball caps.

Gel everywhere...