Doom Metal Alchemist

It's extra terribad because it's mylar! Also the way it's designed it looks like the string's tied to his dick.

I like those cookies. Can't say I agree with the notion they are the backbone of this nation, though. If any type of cookie is the backbone of this nation, it is obviously chocolate chip.

Did it make you feel good? I know women typically hate that but I don't know what men think when it happens to them. I'm so starved for women complimenting my looks I think I'd by flattered.

No.

Are you sure your jaw being sore from sucking dick for an hour is a direct result of your injury, and it's not just normal? My jaw gets sore if I chew gum for longer than 20 minutes or if I try to eat a few pieces of beef jerky...

Did you get the dude out the window on time?

From what I've been told about my own state (California), food is taxed if it is already prepared, but if it is not prepared, it is not taxed.

This typo makes this post all the more interesting.

This art style of purposely making one eye on every single person in every single panel no where near said person's face is down-right pissing me off.

Not Trigun's best (it'll be hard to top the Batman / sodium joke) but it wasn't bad.

So many questions from my virgin mind.... Is this hour+ long dick sucking for work (because I thought you stopped doing shoots and only cam now) or is this your personal sex life? I never imagined bj's would last that long...

Not even I would try that.

As some people are suggesting, you could be the G.G. Allen of comedy. Holy fuck, I just realized something by typing that.... do you guys think MC_GeeGee's screen name was a reference to G.G. Allen?

Damn, he's bold.

I activate rock and crush your scissors.

....Yes.

Of what I actually consider a sport, two-hand touch football. Of the choices on the poll except for other, videogames, which I don't really consider a sport (or reading or card games). Since those weird choices are on there, I may as well go with "other" and say guitar.

Yeah, I know exactly how that feels.

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait... you lost me here.

I mean, same problem, but very accurate anyway.

I don't know what that's from.

But that would only work for the period of time that Ryan Reynolds is / was a relevant actor. What about romcoms from before and after that period?

"Pretty ladies"? Pffft, in 2005 people flirted with anyone who had an account there. Are you a man? A woman? Attractive? Ugly? It don't matter, let's cyb0rz. And then of course age fell into the "don't ask, don't tell" category.

It would be a hell of a lot healthier to think of it as "healing" rather than "healed."

Where did you find them?