Doom Metal Alchemist

It's sad this was once upon a time the actual prevailing belief that most white Americans outwardly espoused.

The Nightmare Before Christmas decorations would be perfect.

lol. No it's not bucket, and this is a sarcastic / joking thread.

I think he got banned for PMing tic the hooha again, after a warning not to.

We need a barf react. Oh well, at least we have a barf smiley: 🤮

Dude, I really, really, really, REALLY hate to admit it... but I don't know who you were on the old boards either. WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST USE YOUR OLD SCREEN NAMES?

Are you sure? Someone remembered who you were (I think it was Distortedreasoning).

Who are you????? 😩

That's where you lost me.

I feel like you're trying to give me a hint, but I ain't getting it.

Could I put those better ways in the microwave for 30 seconds?

Like recent past or WAY back when? I still have no idea who you were on the old boards, lol.

Sock company executives: "Ladies and gentlemen.... adults love getting kids socks for Christmas.... but kids hate getting socks for Christmas. How do we make kids want socks for Christmas?" "Make them look like animals?" "Brenda.... You just earned a promotion." (I have no idea where I got the name Brenda from)

Ok, that makes sense. Sock-makers have gotten more creative than when we were kids.

As opposed to...? I keep weird hours on my off-days, I actually used to pull a lot of all-nighters (that could explain any incoherency in the past, lol) but I don't really do that anymore. But depending on what day it is I might be posting in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, or late at night. What times of days have you noticed me being incoherent?

Is there a specific type of sock he wants?

You're here... I'm here... we're all here because we're addicted to proto-social media.

I call bullshit on this.

I work nights so I've been up like 15 hours. And I was pissed last night / this morning.

"Star formation is mostly done"? Where are you getting this information?

I have to take issue with this. You don't know what future eons have in store for celestial bodies crashing into each other creating new planets with satellites around whatever stars.

FUCK YOU I WILL NOT CALM DOWN

To be fair, I don't have a desk job. I want carbs to keep me energized.

"Hell yeah, black kid in time out in a corner. That's what I'm talking about!"

I can make it rain. *showers stripper with 100 dollar bills*