Doom Metal Alchemist

Man I've had to go like a whole fucking month without Internet once, and this was before web surfing on a phone was half way tolerable.

I hope no one I knew from high school ever tries to contact me again. It doesn't matter if I always liked them. I just don't want to relive any of that shit.

Oh fuck, I totally forgot this was a medical term and my brain immediately jumped to This Is Spinal Tap.

That dude clearly has "the crazy eyes" and yet there were people who saw him as some sort of messiah.

You seeing the band live? I gotta rewatch the movie now that I know wtf it is.

I think my brain is far more responsible for my problems than my dick.

So if this is the analogy you're going with, when are you gonna go all Hannibal Lector on us? I would say a flea is a much more apt comparison than a wolf or lion.

I was more concerned that its novel she actually fits on the rides this year.

The way my 8 grade teacher taught as that was MIMAL. Tennessee and Kentucky were not a part of MIMAL. MIMAL was a soldier. Minnesota was his hat. Iowa was his head / face. Missouri was his stomach. Arkansas was his shorts. Louisiana was his boots. The kids liked to add Tennessee to MIMAL. And I can tell you, they didn't mean it as a food tray.

I graduated after the 90s, but none of those words meant the same thing when I graduated as they do now. I don't think wi-fi as a term existed at all.

Look at yourself in the mirror.

That doesn't sound like you being prudish, that sounds like you not liking being molested. I assumed you were going to say he put his hand on your shoulder or something and you freaked out.

Thursday night as me and my singer were getting to our bass player's house for band practice, we passed a bunch of cop cars like right outside the mobile complex. So my singer tells me this joke. Until the punchline, he really had me going.

I'd love to know what Jason Alexander said to prompt this.

Close enough.

I know, but what I was trying to get at is athena's patients I think tend to be very disabled / mentally ill and I don't think they cater to someone who is (probably) more "all there."

I don't know about hated, but as a kid there were a lot of foods I flat out refused to try, but as an adult I finally tried and ended up liking them a lot, bell peppers, Japanese cuisine, Chinese cuisine, enchiladas, onions, shrimp Oh I just thought of one that I hated as a kid, and like a lot now: Teriyaki.

You don't have to do calculus if you major in music.... You'll have to play more than just the trombone though, I'm sure. At least piano and probably choir too.

From what I remember, most of athena's clients are mentally disabled or mentally ill, not just people who need someone to talk to.

I think I remember that one because I thought "Sticks can stay in the trees" was funny.

Didn't you tell me something very different not too long ago? You commented about how your waitress was T H I C C and I commented that because of porn skinny girls don't do it for me anymore, I need a woman with curves, and you said you always needed a woman with curves, and that "sticks can stay in the trees."

867-5309 Someone had to do it.

OMG a Dr. Girlfriend pic! Or is it Dr. Mrs. The Sponges now? Congrats!