Doom Metal Alchemist

If you're serious about getting into IT, certs are just as important (if not more important) than a bachelor's.

I admire the fuck outta you for doing the kind of job you want to do, which I assume despite everyone around you told you is a ridiculous pipe dream. My dad squashed my dreams of being a professional musician long ago, I enjoy watching people I like not letting that happen to them.

The only Saturday morning cartoon I cared about was Garfield and Friends. Other than that, I vastly preferred after school cartoons.

Happy birthday! I'm just gonna pretend your name is Ed because Drinky Crow cakes are in short supply on google.

Let me rephrase: Quite. *takes hit off bubble pipe*

I'm so glad I stopped gaming a long time ago. Not much on this Earth puts me in a rage like feeling like the computer is cheating me.

Even though I haven't posted an eye-pic, my eyes are indeed blue. 😁

I miss Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, and The Doors...

FAP

Quite. *takes hit off pipe*

Was it @Quackers?

You except someone with the name Sawdamizer to be nice? Sodomizer would be bad enough. But Sawdamizer..... yeesh....

I literally just logged in.

Also, @panic

You're not even gonna tell us why?

Silly ninja, you're supposed to be assassinating at night.

That is awesome.

I read that as you telling Naraku that HE'S "Gonna have to reach down deep in my pocket" and I'm like, damn, I'll take some Spongebob Monopoly money too.

Not too far off. I have lost a lot of weight and my skin is better than it used to be.... and I never put my hair in a ponytail unless I need to be formal.

Way ahead o' ya.

Do you wear color contact lenses, or are your eyes really yellow / gold?

Pat's avatar on ASMB was Peter, not Brian.

I thought it was when he (or was thinking about) telling his dead bully's parents about how he bullied him.

Not with bumble, but I saw a friend get endlessly catfished on dating sites. I know I'm far smarter than he is in relation to catching on to scammers, but still.

How many were catfish, though?