Doom Metal Alchemist

Wait, what?

Not me practicing, just "the practice" of writing your name and phone number on the receipt and handing it back to the cute cashier. Judging by the answers in this thread. apparently it was actually good the opportunity didn't present itself, lol.

I mean, I guess...

But it's not due until Monday, right? Just wait until Sunday to do it.

Oh, I didn't understand the pretended you were hacked part of it.

I don't understand this one. Why would you want to pretend, or actually do, send your coworkers viruses, unless you WANT to cause headaches for yourself?

I don't have to swerve for anything often around here, but last night as I was driving home down a poorly lit road, at the last second I saw a furry animal right in front of me and scared the shit out of me (scared that I was going to run over someone's poor pet cat) and swerved, and I did swerve in time. The first split instant I saw it I thought it was a cat, but by the time I passed it I realized it was probably a 'possum, therefore probably nobody's beloved pet, and therefore not AS big a deal as if it was a cat, but I still don't want to murder any innocent furry animals if I can help it. And that shock of not noticing I was barreling down on the little guy until the last second lasted with me until like 10 minutes after I got home. Usually when I see animals on the road in front of me I have plenty of reaction time, even in the dark, but that particular street I was on last night is just so poorly lit.

Well there's no way I'd have a napkin in a shoe store.... I could've still used my own copy of the receipt, had I had access to a pen...

Go for it XD

Well that seems to be a unanimous "no."

I was shoe shopping today, and the customer service rep who rang up my purchase was a very cute latina (totally my type), and I was nervously debating with myself if I should write my name and number on the store copy receipt, in hopes that she would go, "Ooh, he likes me, he's cute, I should text him." I'm sure I would've chickened out, but it didn't matter anyway since I ended up having to sign on the digital pad rather than on a paper receipt so I never had a pen in my hand so I couldn't even give her my number on my copy either. Is this practice still accepted? Or was it ever even accepted in the first place?

The first question, I don't know, the second question, YES IT FUCKING WOULD.

I can't count how many times I've been browsing facebook and think, "I wonder if Morgan Freeman actually said that..."

Oh is THIS why I woke up mysteriously bald this morning?

Oh yeah, you're totally moist, huh?

Wh...

Off topic, but what is with this cliche of some character not believing his eyes and he takes off his glasses to make sure he's not seeing things? "I saw something unbelievable! To make sure my eyes didn't just deceive me, I must temporarily make myself blind! ....... Oh, that unbelievable thing I thought I saw was actually just a boring ol' blur. Carry on." Or alternatively.... "Yup, that thing's still there, albeit a bit blurry now."

Happy birthday!

Statistically speaking, he is going to be on life support before she is.

I want this life.

I mean, since you're not Asian (or at least, you don't look it) I'm skeptical it has anything to do with you being POC.

Happy belated!

This one made me LOL irl pretty heartily. 😂Because that probably is exactly what hell is like for scientists, lol.

Is a "story problem" the same as a "word problem" like you would get in math homework? Because this would definitely make sense if so. But I don't think I've heard the phrase "story problem" so I don't know for sure.