Doom Metal Alchemist

Well I definitely don't have confidence.

Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons?

How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie?

Oh.

And how long will it last you?

Nah, I only considered doing that.

And don't bother to cover your mouth. Or, cover your mouth with your hand, then immediately extend it for a handshake.

It's not fair, I have a head start. I'm assuming the race you're referring to is being a 40 year old virgin.

If only you had used an exclamation point instead of a period.... the way you elongated "go" makes it read like a cheer.

OMG is that from Duck Amok (AKA the greatest Loony Tunes short ever)?

If you run out of toilet paper, try getting constipated. The less often you shit, the less TP you'll need.

I (kinda) know what an iron lung is, but what the hell is an aqua lung?

Thank you, guys!

Happy birthday! 🎂🍰

Internet, watch porn, listen to music, play guitar.

Yes, Mr. Kehotik, everything stinks. Also, this South Park episode is on right now, and although it has nothing to do with a virus outbreak, this little clip is somewhat relevant to current events:

One time back in high school, I was thinking about a girl I had a crush on and got wood; however, I was on my way to go to the locker room to get changed.

We call him "vampire naraku."

Start from the end of the thread and work your way backwards?

We already have a thread for that. https://unevenedge.com/topic/44653-post-memes-pls/#comments

Didn't James Bond have a gun named moonraker in GoldenEye for N64?

I don't have you on facebook.

No, it's not the placement I'm unhappy with, I regret what I chose to be on my arm. I got the band name Black Sabbath in the font of the Mob Rules album cover tattooed on my arm. I realized after I had done it its basically graffiti, and not only that, now it seems superfluous to wear either of the two Black Sabbath shirts that I have. I don't necessarily regret getting a Black Sabbath related tattoo, but I definitely should've chosen something besides the band name.

Athena's posted selfies on here / ASMB before. Also, pretty sure we're all nerds here.