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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. How are your glasses staying up like that?
  2. Great, now we got to take this Chapzilla tyrant out in a coup.
  3. What's the verdict?
  4. Honestly I think his stumbling backward was just his momentum, whether from just the force of Snowman having an equal and opposite reaction to his fist, or if he himself felt his momentum was going to have him toppling over on top of Snowman so he compensated by taking his momentum backward on purpose.
  5. What's she gonna do with B.B. King's guitar? Become Quick Draw McGraw's alter ego El Kabong?
  6. IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT CAKE IS PEOPLE!
  7. Cracky at the appointment: "This couldn't happen to me 20 30 40 50 years ago when I was single, it had to happen now." I don't know how easily you could put yourself back in single-you mindset, but if you were single, do you think you would've tried to hit that?
  8. We are on two different the same exact wavelengths.
  9. What brought be to Robo-Nixon was CAC said "a new body" and that's exactly what Nixon's head said. "It says no BODY can..... but I've got a NEW body...."
  10. Very much inline with your usual fare, I must say.
  11. Especially when that sport is ice hockey, amirite or amirite????
  12. @SwimModSponges a potential new follower.
  13. Haven't you ever heard the expression "a watched pot never boils?"
  14. I was more thinking: or better yet:
  15. Boy oh boy, I come back to FFA and see this thread got to 2 pages and I'm dreading reading it, and hey, most of the new posts since I've last looked aren't even about me or the situation, so it's whatevs. It's not just nabs that I've heard women don't want to be hit on at work from. I've read that on the net from women too. Though like you allude to, it could depend on the guy's charisma, confidence, etc. Anyway, my way of thinking was if women don't want to be bothered with being hit on and having to politely worm their way out of a conversation they don't want to have while they're working, the situation I presented in the OP allows me to express interest, but also in my mind, not really bother her. There's no conversation to worm her way out of, I'd just hand her the receipt and leave, and by the time she realizes what I handed her the encounter's already over. If she doesn't want to deal with me, she doesn't have to, because I already left. It would take a LOT of practice of just making light small talk and nothing more with CSR's for me to get anywhere near comfortable enough to ask one out in a more traditional way. I've definitely thought about looking for women to ask out at concerts, but most of the women that catch my eye are there with a dude, lol. Another roadblock to this is most of the concerts I go to are out of town (usually San Francisco, L.A., or Las Vegas), and I have no interest in traveling long distances to see a chick I just met. But then again I guess at those out of town concerts it could be good practice for me to just try talking to them without trying to hookup.
  16. @SwimModSponges shots fired.
  17. I mean, they probably do, it's in our DNA.... there would just be no umbilical cord..... I think?
  18. Speaking of incomplete statements...
  19. It's funny because I work night shift 4 / 10's and every week I'm out doing shit at least two of my three days off, and about every other week all three of my days off. But it's with all dudes and at their houses and there are never any women there.
  20. I don't know about a real harp, but harp is one of my favorite patches to use on my guitar synthesizer.
  21. That other thread was about my own workplace. And the responses in that other thread weren't as unanimous "no don't do that" as they are here.
  22. Well, they make google accounts....
  23. I love how Asians are dominating at the same time I randomly developed an Asian fetish.
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