Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't think any pizza places give any shits about the Italian-ness of their delivery people.

I can't figure out how to sleep on my side.... Sometimes when I'm tossing and turning laying on my side is just what the dr. ordered... EXCEPT that for the life of me I can't figure out wtf to do with my arm to keep it from hurting within 30 seconds of attempting to sleep on my side.

My job right now is basically wondering why certain people haven't been fired for failing to comply with covid related rules, multiple times a day, every single day, every single week, for 2 months +.

I live in California, and for whatever god forsaken reason, I'm pretty damn sure the Dallas Cowboys are the second most popular sports team in this region of the state (literally any sport, not just football) second only to the Raiders. At least the Raiders makes sense. Other than the Raiders we have three more football teams in this state (oh wait, the Raiders left, didn't they?) (oh and not to mention all the other teams this state has in all the other major sports leagues) and one of them even has a very storied and legendary past (present, not so much), the 49ers. But nope, these Californians would rather cheer the Dallas Cowboys than the San Francisco 49ers (and San Diego / LA Chargers and LA Rams.... and SF Giants... LA Dodgers.... Oakland A's.... LA Lakers.... Golden State Warriors... San Jose Sharks.... yadda yadda yadda).

THEN WHY ARE YOU SAD REACTING TO MY CALLING YOU FAT

Hey come on now.... if everyone is calling everyone else fat, do you really want to be the one left out because we're too afraid of offending you?

I never got into Pallbearer. I'll give this song a listen tomorrow when I have more time (I gotta get ready for bed soon)

empfat No wait... fatty

Uh, I think you missed what I was saying..... all those examples were me purposefully contradicting your "Sc makes s sound" claim. Who cares what google says... English is the dumbest language in the history of languages and there exists not one single fucking rule that doesn't contradict other rules.

Last I heard, they actually do, but the nudity has been removed.

That was a groaner, but a music nerd joke gets the like.

Let's alter my name piece by piece.... Doom Fat Albert

TrigunBeFat

jezebelthefat. Or better yet, I can bend the rules: jezebelthehutt

This thread was bumped because baal came back, wasn't it?

Can us IBers get a view to catch up?

But the s on its own and sometimes the c on its own makes a soft s sound. Scantily clad Scarlet Scars Scary Scandal Scatological Scum Scout Scott Scoop Scooter Scream Scranton, Ohio Scratch Scrotum Scorn Alright, Im done.

I'm gonna say this every single time you post a selfie until the day you die: I miss your viking hair. But on the plus side, you look remarkably like Adam Savage with a slightly different haircut. I hope he's better at that than he is at comedy. HA-CHA-CHA-CHA!

This Bowser doesn't spew fireballs, he spews spiders out of his mouth.

Yeah... you plead the 5th large pizza with everything on it.

Its stories like these why these things were invented:

So... you took that photo yourself, did you?

Oh goodie, now we got theme alts arguing with each other.

Also, is there a scent on this cent I sent?

How can it be a hard c if it is silent?