Doom Metal Alchemist

No.

And here's another humdinger: My problem wasn't that "right clicking" and selecting open in a new tab was too much of a hassle..... it's that I was so conditioned that links here always opened in a new tab, so every time I was done with a link I would without thinking close out the UEMB tab.

If you re-read it, you'll notice I did not change any of the parameters. It said I had to sit on the chair. It did not say I had to sit on the object on the chair.

ASMB's dead, man. If you want a chance you should change your SN to monderatorsponges or something.

Of course not. You're a demon.

And suddenly there was mutiny against the once beloved king.

I remember when all the girls at school swooned over him. I guess it makes sense, he's a handsome guy. What I never really got was when all the girls at school swooned over Jonathan Taylor Thomas, AKA JTT. Yeah, Home Improvement was a funny show, but... really?

Mix just asked a pornstar with a dick for a sample of their DNA...........

He's the worst naraku.

? Are electric companies not essential businesses?

I 100% read it as Heal Thy Burgers before I even got to the Smudge part.

I would kick the dick off the chair, sit in that chair, and eat the cake.

Here's a humdinger for you: I use a Mac Book that has a touchpad, no middle click, and no scroll wheel. *whomp whomp*

I'd consider myself a "weird dude," but my hog is perfectly average in length. Girth, I don't know, but it's the width of a needle compared to what's typically seen in porn.

Anyways, I've been a Mac user for about 5 years now. I definitely agree with the argument that it's overpriced. But other than that, I have no complaints. At the same time I'm not one of those "Fuck Windoze, Macs all the way!" people either. I do like how I don't ever have to pay for new OS's. And they're not forced updated either. A notification pops up that an upgrade is available and you can download or cancel. Or just ignore the notification, but that'll end up with the upgrade happening on its own eventually. I don't care about editing videos, but GarageBand rules. Free recording software that's intuitive. Yay! And fuck Ableton Live Lite. Tempo changes are such a cluster fuck on that piece of shit. Tempo changes on GarageBand are nice and simple. I love how thin this laptop is. I don't know if Windows laptops come this thin and yet wide too, but at the time I purchased this I'm pretty damn sure they didn't. I love how typing accented letters like in niño and touché are so easy now. The only way I new how to do that on my windows computer was to open up fucking Word, pick what menu to get to special symbols and comb through them to get to what I want, select it, copy it, go back to whatever forum I was on and paste it. One thing that was really hard to get used to at first was when a desktop icon is selected, and you press the enter key, it doesn't open the file / application, but rather it enables you to rename the file. That drove me fucking crazy because the whole time I was a windows user I liked to navigate folders / files by using the arrow and enter keys. But the trade off that renaming them is easier now, I don't have to right click and select a menu item, or get the right cadence of that double click where it's not too fast to open the file and not to slow as to register as two separate single clicks. And because of the weird fucking names people give files they upload to the Internet, quickly and easily changing file names is a great trade off for having to double click an icon to open it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be fair though, I have like zero experience in Windows 10, so for all I know some of these features that were once Mac exclusive maybe true with Windows too, I don't know.

Virtual Mr. Potato Head?

Well, Big Mac is garbage, sure. But what about:

Missed the golden opportunity to respond with "Is that an invitation?"

Maybe not really a boss, but I was pissed off the first time I played as Reptile on MKII.

Sir, you seem to leaking coolant at an alarming rate.... would you like a squirt of hot resin to patch you up? (I'm sure I butchered literally everything after the ellipses)

Been there.

Thank you.

"Fuck you"

The year is 1997. I just got onto the Internet for the first time. *life went to shit due to Internet addiction*

He must've smoked 1 reefer.