Doom Metal Alchemist

I like how that's not John Cleese, just someone who's a little John Cleese-ish.

Gonna love it the next time you have to renew your license in person and take the vision test.

Buddy's is a little different than kuds' and lb's... Mine are actually pretty much the same as the latter two.

Most people who can't see very well but are too vain to wear glasses usually get contacts.... Don't they???

Yes...?

Not every black person is American.

I was actually thinking about this recently.... Do a lot of people still play games on their phones, or is it all about social media and youtube now? I haven't heard of people playing things like Candy Crush, Angry Birds, or Words With Friends or any new(er) games in a long time.

Midnight was talking in another thread how milk gives him major gas so buddy bumped this thread to tell him, "This stuff is great and works for me, you might want to try it too."

Maybe he's a ghost janitor.

Just make it like, REALLY weird.

For the record, Peter Griffin's thing was The Sideboob Hour, not The Underboob Hour.

Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you?

True story, this meme (without the picture) literally caused my former band to collapse.

You mean the classes I took? Basically beginning classes in the following topics: Networking, programming, web design, database management.... My school had Information Systems as part of Business Administration, which was apparently common practice in the past but not so much anymore... So I also had business classes like accounting, economics, management, marketing... If your question meant something else, I don't know what it meant.

I wish you used a He-Man gif.

It's a good show.

Yes.

Why does that say 'beam'?

The Loli Boys (sorry).

Oh I thought you were starting to question your decision to move into this field.

Done, and done.

*answers for him* Any.

Now THAT'S the kinda ass I'd eat. Do these thick peach-assed latinas also have tits that are literal melons?

There's some overt references like Rocky's Bisou and AB/CD shirts and that one part where he (incorrectly) distinguishes between various extreme metal vocal styles... But I think these ones are a little bit more subtle... The title of this collection, "The Small Hours".... The Small Hours is the title of a song by NWOBHM band Holocaust, which Metallica covered in the 80s. Rock and Roll Orthodontist.... There's no way in hell that's NOT a reference to Black Sabbath's Rock and Roll Doctor. EDIT: I mean the title and lyrics are referencing Sabbath... The music and vocals are obviously referencing Elvis. On a tangentially related note.... It drives me crazy how in that clip they said Mr. Small's This Boy is Not My Son song is a "haunting ballad." There is nothing ballad about this song. Not in the 80s power ballad sense, and not in the medieval troubadour (?) sense. Maybe new wave or synth pop or something.

So if you die of "natural causes".... does that mean they have to kill God?