Doom Metal Alchemist

Yeah, I could see it being true with them, lol.

I don't know how true that is.... my dad's only hippie leanings are he likes the music they made, everything else the hippies were about, he wasn't.

Ah. My dad's a fan, me not so much. I should give them a proper try sometime, but that song that has the line "I will get by" is so god fucking awful it sucked all the will out of me to seek out their stuff that the actual fans like.

And now a seemingly random TMNT quote? Casey Jones is a TMNT character right? Am I thinking of the right person?

Doesn't Jesus normally just blow off granny though?

Are gas permeable contacts the same as hard contacts? Because if so, fuck them, fuck them to hell. @Le Guignon get yourself some glasses instead.

If his intention is to make fun of the type of his character, he's putting himself in a position where he can be in a whole world of hurt for literally no payoff whatsoever. He makes no one whatsoever other than himself look like a complete jackass.

lol no. I gravitated towards the Internet so much because it's so much easier to express myself this way. IRL I hardly say anything. I completely lack the ability to carry on a conversation irl. Here it helps that a lot of us have common interests. Not a lot of people irl to talk about cartoons with. And I avoid talking about my forever-aloneness irl as much as humanly possible. Also I avoid talking about politics irl as much as humanly possible for obvious reasons. Even if I get the sense whoever I'm speaking to generally has the same political leanings as me, I still don't want to talk about it. Really the only people irl I have to talk about music with are my bandmates, but even then it's basically just the well known bands, except one of my bandmates we sometimes talk about underground metal, but that's like it.

Quackers channeling his inner Ben Garrison by labeling everything for no reason.

There is literally nothing zeni about this.

I have not seen My Cousin Vinny. And I have no idea why my dad's ineptitude with technology makes him like Gen Z instead of a boomer.

I don't know what you mean by that gif and I don't know where it's from.

I don't know what that is either.

Alright now I have a NEXT NEXT next question that wasn't even prompted by what you just said but something else I just thought of.... do you waddle over to a THIRD thing to DRY your ass? Or do you just put your pants back on with your ass still being wet?

These stories aside, I'm not trying to tell you you should dislike the guy. You can still disapprove of the behavior but not the person who did the behavior. You're excusing the behavior as he did nothing wrong. THAT'S the issue that I'm having. Other people's opinions your reading / hearing might be telling you to hate the guy, but that's not what I'M saying. I'm saying don't excuse the behavior. Like the man all you want though.

Alright... now my NEXT next question is, when you have a bidet you take a shit, waddle with your pants still around your ankles over to a second porcelain fixture to wash off your ass?

I don't know what that is.

If I didn't make a real effort to get back into guitar playing in 2016 after about a decade of like never playing, the only difference this whole pandemic would've made on me is being able to have a better role in my workplace than I would otherwise have had.

I think a better analogy than Meg would be Sheriff. Another option is to bring back Gaga, but permanently. (I don't know if I'm spelling that right)

It's not just your experience, it's plain ol' fact.

Alright, so I guess my next question is what's the difference between a bidet and a faucet?

No. I guess not as bad as that, but still had me sighing in exasperation, me trying to show my dad something on my laptop and he tries to work it like it's his fucking iPad. Dad, stop swiping the screen. "I'm trying to scroll" This is a laptop, not an iPad. "Then how do you scroll???" You know your old laptop that's slower than molasses that you refuse to upgrade for whatever reason despite you sometimes using? It works just like that. "But that's 10 years old! You got this a couple years ago!" Yeah, so? A laptop is still a laptop. Not all laptops are 2-in-1. I'm not even sure if Apple makes 2-in-1's. "What's 2-in-1?" *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

The only thing I can do to help is tag @Rogue_Alphonse.

This is literally Robot Chicken and JFK. "There is nothing to fear, but fear itself." "And spiders." "Yes, and spiders."

Yesterday morning when I was reading through this I contemplated being a jerk and going "QUICK, SOMEONE TAG BUDDY" or better yet, just tagging you myself.... all three of your names.... with nothing in the post but the tags.... to force you to read the thread to figure out what the hell it was that I wanted.