Doom Metal Alchemist

Is this the Iowa dude in a new location? Or someone else?

I always hated that song. Maybe not as much as Champagne Supernovaer though.

I totally got to show this to my friend who I used to play D&D with. Lizards holding swords and battleaxes is about the most D&D thing I can think of.

This is exactly why I never liked the Sonic games.

Before today, the last time I was on was probably around 24 hours ago, and it was working fine. When I logged in for the first time today, about 5:00 AM Pacific, it was borked.

@Raptorpat can we bring back that links open up in a new tab by default?

For me, it's not EXACTLY "only", but it pretty much is.

Thank you for throwing me under the bus when I wasn't even one of the people hassling you.

I never ever wear a shirt or long pants while mowing, but I'll always have shorts on. But I don't even like being naked in the house, regardless of how hot it is.

7. My feet are so tiny I may as well not even have feet.

Oh, maybe. I haven't heard that, but I have by no means heard a lot of behind the scenes SNL stories.

I still maintain the smashing of the coffee table wasn't planned or intentional. Farley's reaction when he stood up was repeatedly stating "whoopsie daisy" and it seemed to be out of character as he was using his normal voice as opposed to his Matt Foley voice. Also when that happened both David Spade and Christina Applegate had a REAL hard time concealing their laughter, as if they weren't expecting that at all.

I'm interested in how playing a baseball game based on the 2019 season has told you that. 😆 (The "newest" baseball game I played I think was Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball on SNES)

I don't know much about DBZ, but assuming we're talking about Android 18.... that's definitely something to envy.

He may be waiting, but it is clearly not for a bus.

Oh. Sorry, I'm sleep deprived so I misread. You named the crow correctly.

........where's the blood? Admittedly I don't know one single line of her lyrics, so I could be missing something really obvious.

Due to the pic in the OP, I don't know if this is about married life sex or married life stealth masturbation.

I too know the suffering that goes along with sinus allergies. Godspeed.

'Member when the ASMB filter changed "bored" to "boring" so there were countless "I'm boring" threads in IB?

"Ok babe, I love you, but if we're to get married, first I need you to sign this prenuptial agreement. In the event of a divorce, you get everything. *evil smile and handwringing*"

Caunnibal Corpse. Or would Cattle Decapitation be a little too on the nose?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not envious of that at all and I was not wishing I had that problem. It just literally sounds like Bizarro-world friendzone. Especially that bit where she's crying to you that she just needs a friend.... That's like the friendzoned dude being the chick's shoulder to cry on.... but you get sex with her..... but you don't want it.... but you somehow feel trapped / obligated into it.... and the only way to escape is to avoid her. I just figured with most guys, it wasn't hard to cut women who weren't their s/o's off from sex when you really don't want it from them.

@Rogue_Alphonse have you met Midnight and disco yet?

Should've named it Allister Squirrelly. (however you spell that first name)