Doom Metal Alchemist

I think I fixed that for you.

I remember on ASMB there were I guess retroactively would be incels who didn't like "3D girls" because they were stuck up and wouldn't date them, so they liked hentai instead because the hentai doesn't turn them down. I'm like, uh, live action porn wouldn't "turn you down" in literally the same exact matter...

'member when we had to deal with that shit like every other refresh?

Facebook is how I keep up to date on bands I enjoy.... Not sure why I have any "friends" on it besides musicians though. I don't do instagram. I was under the impression that instagram was just models with photoshopped asses and tits. Also I'm active today because I haven't logged in for a few days, while usually I log in every day.

I was listening to Bob and Tom this morning and one of them said something like, "I like the Venus de Milo because she can't slap away my hands."

The Penis de Milo: A gay porno about a dude named Milo who has the most beautiful penis in the world. The Venus de Penis: A t-girl porno about the most beautiful woman in the world, who just happens to have a penis.

If your meme ends with either of the following sentences: 1. "Let THAT sink in." 2. "But we're not ready to have THAT conversation yet." I immediately roll my eyes, no matter how much I may have agreed with the meme and thinking "YOU FUCKING TELL 'EM!" prior to that sentence.

They actually pause the NHL season so they can play in the olympics?

Tennis Court Justice For George Floyd. (yeah I said George Floyd because one black dude. Sue me)

Why you wearing your mask in the car? You got passengers?

Yup. Does being skinny make it easier? Like you have less weight to pull up? But if that's true, wouldn't that be relatively canceled out with weakass arms with hardly any muscle?

You have to force yourself to the "out of sight, out of mind" mindset.

Took my answer. On a more serious note.... You know how in boxing there are weight classes? Women's gymnastics needs age classes. It's pretty dumb to me that most women over the age of 17 have almost zilch chance of winning anything. Also you can't fool me China, those children are 8 years old. Don't repeat broadcasts. If the olympics are broadcast 24/7 why do we only get to watch a few events because an entire day's worth of one event is broadcast over the course of several afternoons and then repeated again that night when the olympics are an all day thing? There's a shit ton of events and we only get a small chunk of them because they repeat shit they've already shown. Marijuana is not a PED. Unless guitar playing is an olympic sport. Hey, there's an idea... There needs to be more incentive for American baseball's best to play in the Olympics. They never do, because they have concurrent obligations with MLB, and they pay more. This results in the country that invented baseball to perpetually have sub-par teams. You know the dream-teams in basketball? That sure as fuck ain't ever happening in baseball. Does this happen with hockey too? @Kudasai

What kind of test is this? VERY often teachers get tests and their answer keys from businesses whose job it is is to provide these services to educators. And sometimes they fuck up. Especially if they are administered via computer. You don't need to be good at grammar / spelling to teach IT. You know how many English classes I had to take to get my bachelor's in IT? 1. It was very rudimentary too. All four years of English in high school was way more difficult than that class. I would also be willing to bet he did not have to take any further English classes to get his Master's, or Ph.D if he has that.

I love this clip so much. More than once I've gotten that same lame ass advice when I say I have trouble sleeping.

Pull ups are literally the only thing I ever excelled at in P.E. The completely hopeless could only do one IF THEY WERE LUCKY. The more athletic kids could easily do 5 but usually fell short of 10. I'd do like 13. No one knew why. I mean, maybe my P.E. teachers knew why, but as far as myself and the other kids, nobody knew why.

I thought poof's beau was in Arizona now.

I'd call you a dirty hippie, except dirty hippies don't have jobs. Also your hair's too short.

If that's her concern she should get Kanye to quit tweeting stupid shit.

You have an ass too.

That the cause of your hemorrhoid?

More like late fee jail.

I'm as virgin as virgin can be. When I was 20 years old, I started having panic attacks, but before they were diagnosed as such, at one point I went to some place where they hooked my chest up to electrodes (EKG, I think?) and the nurse who put the lotion/whatever it was on my chest to make the electrodes stick was hot.

@GunStarHero lives there too, right?