Doom Metal Alchemist

Please do.

It was the real thing (probably not the show described in the OP) that caused me to not be able to take these shows seriously. "OMG! I felt something on my back!" *camera pans to dude lifting up his shirt* "OMG WHERE DID THAT MARK [scratch] COME FROM???" "THEY'RE HERE AND ONE OF THEM GOT ME! THEY DON'T WANT US HERE, WE NEED TO GO, NOW!" *back to the studio* "This was absolutely remarkable footage. Does it prove ghosts are real? Well, I don't know, but something spectacular sure happened there."

lol stfu you fucking hypocrite. Damn near all you ever do here is spread hate. Literally the one and only reason you give a fuck about this guy is because jackie describes him as "far right." "All these leftists in America clamoring about socialism should be forced to live in Venezuela." "Hey hey, let's not be so harsh to this violent sociopathic user *cough*far-right*cough* guy."

I remember him, he was an IB regular for a while.

fattiemarie and still fat are the best ones on that list. little_girl_fat should've been fat_girl_lost, though. Also, I feel left out.

Why does Out look so excited?

I don't know, but going by his posts about food, I seriously doubt it. This would probably just be a skinny person having a "fat day."

She can't fool us with that 'z' at the end.

The difference being his decision will keep him from sleeping when he wants to sleep.

DAMMIT KUDASAI, EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH DIES OR GETS HURT

Rollercoasters The vast majority of creepy crawlies, including completely harmless ones Talking to women I'm interested in Swimming in bodies of water where I can't see the bottom (so I'm ok with swimming pools, and the shores of clear blue seas like you would see in Hawaii are fine)

Don't tell that to all the parents who buy balloons for their kids' birthday parties. 😁

Where's he been? I haven't seen him here for a good while.

Holy shit I remember you. Welcome!

I don't know what that is, but I'm sure Attack of the 50 Foot Woman probably beat it to the scene.

Happy birthday!

I have a horrible secret. When my parents take me out for my birthday next year (assuming we'll actually be done with all this bullshit by then) I want them to get the staff to sing happy birthday to me. But that was only very recently I wanted that. Almost me entire life my stance was "you do that to me I will never forgive you." But I don't want to tell my parents that I changed my mind because that seems kinda pathetic, you know, "Hey mom, can you ask them to sing happy birthday for me, please?" Like you requesting your own birthday song seems like it would make you seem conceited or starved for attention or something. It's not your loved ones wishing you a happy birthday, it's you're wishing yourself a happy birthday.

I'm guessing I had gas permeable lenses then. Yeah, fuck those.

About what year did you first get gas permeable lenses?

Not really what I was asking.... I don't remember what my eye doctor called them exactly, but my mom referred to them as "hard lenses" when I wore them, and she had experience with them too (not sure if she eventually moved to soft lenses). Never heard (or don't recall) the term gas permeable. Just wondering if we're talking about the same thing.

Ok I get it. You don't have to post every popular song about this guy. (or covers of the traditional ballad, whatever).

I'm from the bay area, I didn't move here until I was 12. Also I don't think I know any train nuts, lol.

It may have been for you, but it wasn't for me. Also... NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH CASEY JONES INQUISITION

Well that was unexpected.

I honestly didn't expect there to be another famous Casey Jones.