Doom Metal Alchemist

I love this clip so much. More than once I've gotten that same lame ass advice when I say I have trouble sleeping.

Pull ups are literally the only thing I ever excelled at in P.E. The completely hopeless could only do one IF THEY WERE LUCKY. The more athletic kids could easily do 5 but usually fell short of 10. I'd do like 13. No one knew why. I mean, maybe my P.E. teachers knew why, but as far as myself and the other kids, nobody knew why.

I thought poof's beau was in Arizona now.

I'd call you a dirty hippie, except dirty hippies don't have jobs. Also your hair's too short.

If that's her concern she should get Kanye to quit tweeting stupid shit.

You have an ass too.

That the cause of your hemorrhoid?

More like late fee jail.

I'm as virgin as virgin can be. When I was 20 years old, I started having panic attacks, but before they were diagnosed as such, at one point I went to some place where they hooked my chest up to electrodes (EKG, I think?) and the nurse who put the lotion/whatever it was on my chest to make the electrodes stick was hot.

@GunStarHero lives there too, right?

I thought it was benji.

Goddamn it RuPaul, why is your hair always so low key and subtle? You really need to learn to go big or go home.

I thought you guys were joking about that... especially since poof said she doesn't think this mystery man meant him after just an initial suspicion.

I am definitely missing any obvious ruse.

Are guys really this retarded, or am I so out of touch that this is actually a viable way to get a woman?

How the fuck ever in your life did you get any non-porn jobs?

If it was me I would've freaked the fuck out probably giving the pizza delivery guy a nice laugh.

Congrats, you big douche.

That would be That_One_Guy.

Perseus.

Are you using the console or an IDE? Not that I think I can help you 😝 just curious.

Are you sure it didn't have to do with your IDE? Or are you strictly using the console? Because apple command line syntax is not the same as Windows command line syntax. That said, I'm pretty sure programming in Objective-C, Swift, and iOS are perfectly Mac friendly. 😝 There was actually a time when you actually literally couldn't code in those languages on a PC, but I THINK that has since changed (not sure about that though). Or it could be your compiler. For newbies it can be complicated figuring out how to get a compiler to work.

Better their grandma's computer than their work computer though, amirite?

Are your eyes closed? It looks like you took a selfie while sleep-walking.

Being on the night shift is by far one of my favorite things about my job.