Doom Metal Alchemist

Dude, this is so completely stupid. If I, or literally anyone in this entire country who is not either rich or famous, said to any women IN THE WORK PLACE, something along the lines of "wanna see me pull my dick out and jack off?" they'd be canned on the spot. Tons of people are in unhappy relationships, but tons of people don't ask women they're not involved with if they wanna see them pull their dick out and jack off. Your explanation is literally "it's easier to be a creeper than to break off an unhealthy relationship, so why fault him?" This is not how most people's lives work. They may stew unhappily, they may cheat (with a partner they didn't have to sexually harass to sleep with), they may put up a dating profile online, they may break off the relationship, they may give their partner an ultimatum, they may resort to porn..... There are so many healthier options (not necessarily healthy, but definitely healthiER) that normal people actually do in this kind of situation than what Louis did. If you feel like your wife is treating you like shit and making you feel like shit, don't take it out on other women who have no involvement. And don't use "he's an awkward dude" to defend this. You think I'm not completely awkward? I'm probably more awkward than he is. He's willing to spill his life story to anonymous crowds for a living. You are completely bending over backwards defending horrible behavior for the lone reason you are a fan of his work. I'm not saying you should stop being a fan of his, but what he did was wrong and he earned his consequences.

I was about to say, isn't that the one creepy crawly that freaks him out? (like the only ones that don't freak me out are ants, flies, and pillbugs... that's about it)

I was all set to give this post a 'like', and then I read this. 😜

That's very interesting.... the reason I tried contacts in the first place, was because (back around the year 1997) my eye doctor told me wearing hard contact lenses could help reshape my eye and correct my vision to where I hopefully wouldn't need any type of lenses anymore. From what I've read on the Internet this was actually a real theory at one point but has since been debunked.

Oh really, is that what you like about it.

I generally frown upon it but I can get behind Stayin' Alive.

And here I thought all Flint was known for was poison water.

I thought a bidet was a toilet with the water cleaning built in, not JUST the water cleaning feature attached to a normal toilet. Am I wrong?

I give no fucks about the temperature of the air, it's the water I don't want to be cold. Then again I've lived my entire life in a state where "cold" means like 45 degrees.

What in god's name is "doing a ghost poll"?

I'm sorry, but as a 37 year old virgin who's never masturbated in front of anyone or ever groped anyone I can't help but laugh and roll my eyes at the "well what do you expect, his wife wouldn't touch him!" excuse for defending sexual harassment / assault. If you're getting blue balls just jack off alone in your bedroom like anybody with goddamn sense and empathy. Womankind doesn't owe you any orgasm, regardless of how long it's been.

"Let's see what else is on."

Am I Leo pretending (very badly) to enjoy the beer?

That's what we need, another dead folder that gets one new post in a month.

Yes scoob, I know this from experience.... but my solution wasn't to just be practically blind, it was to wear glasses. See, she gets it. ^^

The hell are you talking about? This is like half the shit that got Trump elected.

I was thinking more along the lines of... what was that ATHF game called, Insult Master? It seems like there's a third word I'm missing...

lol your group's founder died a few years into desecrating the sites of angry spirits stuck in limbo and you're still not a believer???? 😜

WITCHCRAFT, WITCHCRAFT I SAY

That sounds like one of those dire situations where it's ok.

I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION

HEY THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE TOO. I was at work pissing in a urinal, tried to let out a fart, and instead it was a shart. It was only a little bit, but it showed through my shorts. Very fortunately I was being laborshared that night to a department I literally have never worked with before or since, so if anyone noticed my wet spot on my shorts they probably wouldn't even recognize me or me recognize them.

@Killa Ounze that reminds me, I don't think I had food poisoning, but one time I did shit myself in the parking lot of the college I was attending. I was puking my guts out (no this was not related to drinking, amazingly enough) and someone called the nurse over and they took me to her office. I was sitting in her office waiting for my mom to pick me up, when that ol' diarrhea feeling came on so I walked to the bathroom in the nurse's office, and when I pulled my pants down there was brown all over the inside of my white undies. The reason I don't think it was food poisoning was because the puking / diarrhea was only a couple times each. My brother has had food poisoning (I think more than once, actually), and he'd be firing from both ends all day long for the duration of multiple days. I chalked up to what happened to me to the stomach flu, because although I only puked/had diarrhea one day, I was perpetually nauseous for a couple days after that.

As long as you made an honest effort to get to the toilet first and it released involuntarily.

It's acceptable in a toilet, bidet, porta-john, or outhouse. Acceptable nowhere else except in the most dire of circumstances.