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California had literally no snow days ever first.

Pope: "Ok, Portugal, you get Brazil. Spain, you get the entire rest of South and Central America." Spain: "Sounds fair." Portugal: "Hey wait a fucking minute here..."

Well they colonized Florida.... What I really want to know is why didn't they "conquer" Brazil? The Portuguese? WTF?

That logo IS giving that subliminal message. 😂

Heh. I knew a woman named Sadaf in grad school and she was hawwwwwwwwwwwwt.

Stormy Daniels, damn, if Trump wasn't elected president I never would have heard of her.

Not so much ignored it as actively tried to kill it.

Panda and Trigun still come here. Trigun was here like a couple days ago, even. Miss crushrose, but I don't know if he ever made it here (or node, for that matter). Miss darkside too.

And once again I am left out. Fuck you too. RainyFapJizz midfap faplemonade Fapinator Cyberfappy kidney-fapper-101

No judgment, but man, either still me has a prolapsed anus or you got some really weird tastes.

He always was a..... MASTER BAITER

Ok, I have thought of several. Futurama The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings: One of them says something like "Is this real or is it being staged?" "Someone else says something like, "I think it is real," then Amy says, "Not if Leela is engaged." From the same episode: Zoidberg: "The music was in your heart! Not your hands!" Fry: *plays holophoner with his own hands* Zoidberg: "Your music is bad and you should feel bad." From the episode we first meet Zapp Brannigan: Zapp crying: "You can take the sham-pag-in." Leela: "No thanks... and it's pronounced sham-pain." Zapp: "OH GOD NO!" The Simpsons Homer tumbling down Springfield Gorge when trying to show Bart how dumb it was to try to jump it on his skateboard. One of the Treehouses of Horror, Groundskeeper Willy left a note by the thermostat.: "Do not touch Willy" Homer reads it as "Do not touch Willy. Good advice." Then cranks the thermostat. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Shake tells Carl to shut up. Carl's head explodes without warning or him even changing expressions. Meatwad asks, "Why'd he do that?" Shake replies, "Why wouldn't he?" Cut to credits. When the Cybernetic Christmas Ghost of the Past From the Future starts another "THOUSands of years ago...." story and Frylock rolls his eyes. And another part of that episode where Ghost goes "There was much defecation" and Frylock interrupts him "Yeah you mentioned that." From the same episode: Danzig asks Carl, "Can we get the blood to flow UP the walls?" Carl: "I don't know, let me talk to my blood guy, the shrieking robot over here." Ghost: "Sure, I don't see why not." Danzig: "Killer." From the same episode again: Ghost: " He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt." Shake: "You make our house bleed right now!" Cut to credits. Sea Lab 2021 Murphy to Sparks about credit cards: "You told me it was a magical goodies creator." From the same episode: Sparks reveals to Murphy his plan to kill him and take all the shit he bought with the credit card and collect on a huge life insurance policy he took out on him. Murphy very casually to Sparks: "Welp... see you in hell then." Sparks replies very casually, "Probably." Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law Fred Flintstone: "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, CAN OPENER!" Loony Tunes In Duck Amok where Daffy tries to play a guitar but it makes machine gun noises. Then when he smashes the guitar in anger and frustration, instead of it creating a crashing or banging sound, it creates a braying donkey sound.

Dammit. Not by much.

But on the other hand, what does Brad Pitt want with a girl YOU can get? She's probably just a plaything he'll cast aside when he gets bored.

Cue @Naraku4656

Different sites, different standards, I guess. I don't know about pornhub, but they may just remove all her material that they actually know she was underage in, while keeping other material up on the site. (P.S. pornhub is not the site I was talking about in my initial post)

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"250 years to life" What is he, a fucking vampire?

Shit's supposed to come OUT the ass, dude.

What in god's name is a "woo woo person"?

Happy birthday! 🎂

Ricky Boby (as said by Sacha Baron Cohen's character in Talladega Nights)

My favorite porn site bans her material because a good amount of it was made when she was underage.

Wait for the ricochet, oo, oo, oo, oo...

I I Good for nothing Going nowhere So they say