Doom Metal Alchemist

I give no fucks about the temperature of the air, it's the water I don't want to be cold. Then again I've lived my entire life in a state where "cold" means like 45 degrees.

What in god's name is "doing a ghost poll"?

I'm sorry, but as a 37 year old virgin who's never masturbated in front of anyone or ever groped anyone I can't help but laugh and roll my eyes at the "well what do you expect, his wife wouldn't touch him!" excuse for defending sexual harassment / assault. If you're getting blue balls just jack off alone in your bedroom like anybody with goddamn sense and empathy. Womankind doesn't owe you any orgasm, regardless of how long it's been.

"Let's see what else is on."

Am I Leo pretending (very badly) to enjoy the beer?

That's what we need, another dead folder that gets one new post in a month.

Yes scoob, I know this from experience.... but my solution wasn't to just be practically blind, it was to wear glasses. See, she gets it. ^^

The hell are you talking about? This is like half the shit that got Trump elected.

I was thinking more along the lines of... what was that ATHF game called, Insult Master? It seems like there's a third word I'm missing...

lol your group's founder died a few years into desecrating the sites of angry spirits stuck in limbo and you're still not a believer???? 😜

WITCHCRAFT, WITCHCRAFT I SAY

That sounds like one of those dire situations where it's ok.

I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION

HEY THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE TOO. I was at work pissing in a urinal, tried to let out a fart, and instead it was a shart. It was only a little bit, but it showed through my shorts. Very fortunately I was being laborshared that night to a department I literally have never worked with before or since, so if anyone noticed my wet spot on my shorts they probably wouldn't even recognize me or me recognize them.

@Killa Ounze that reminds me, I don't think I had food poisoning, but one time I did shit myself in the parking lot of the college I was attending. I was puking my guts out (no this was not related to drinking, amazingly enough) and someone called the nurse over and they took me to her office. I was sitting in her office waiting for my mom to pick me up, when that ol' diarrhea feeling came on so I walked to the bathroom in the nurse's office, and when I pulled my pants down there was brown all over the inside of my white undies. The reason I don't think it was food poisoning was because the puking / diarrhea was only a couple times each. My brother has had food poisoning (I think more than once, actually), and he'd be firing from both ends all day long for the duration of multiple days. I chalked up to what happened to me to the stomach flu, because although I only puked/had diarrhea one day, I was perpetually nauseous for a couple days after that.

As long as you made an honest effort to get to the toilet first and it released involuntarily.

It's acceptable in a toilet, bidet, porta-john, or outhouse. Acceptable nowhere else except in the most dire of circumstances.

I like how that's not John Cleese, just someone who's a little John Cleese-ish.

Gonna love it the next time you have to renew your license in person and take the vision test.

Buddy's is a little different than kuds' and lb's... Mine are actually pretty much the same as the latter two.

Most people who can't see very well but are too vain to wear glasses usually get contacts.... Don't they???

Yes...?

Not every black person is American.

I was actually thinking about this recently.... Do a lot of people still play games on their phones, or is it all about social media and youtube now? I haven't heard of people playing things like Candy Crush, Angry Birds, or Words With Friends or any new(er) games in a long time.

Midnight was talking in another thread how milk gives him major gas so buddy bumped this thread to tell him, "This stuff is great and works for me, you might want to try it too."