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    He is asking if the rumor about the Turning Japanese song is a masturbation joke is true or not. Fun tangential fact: Billy Squire's The Stroke is about nothing sexual whatsoever; it's about the music business.
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    Maybe you just need to be a musician to understand that moment's greatness.
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    "Alright, who was so drunk that they completely missed the urinal?" "IT WAS ME, DIO!"
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    I remember when 99% of LDK_SPARDA's posts were: O_O
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    "Once again, the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor." *eats sandwich" "OH KNOW, I'M RUINED!" *cries*
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    Oh yeah, also: Robot nurse: "Are you ready to operate, doctor?" Robot doctor: "Yeah, but first I have to perform surgery." Zoidberg: "That's my joke! I'LL KILL YOU!"
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    "One art, please." [paraphrasing] "Fry, look what you did, now she won't shut up." "That's normal. Just nod and say 'uh huh.'" "Uh huh. Uh huh."
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    Boo.
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    But, @Mix, THIS is the best ever Zoidberg scene:
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    This is why chocoate_soda (I think some other people too) would call me the joke killer.
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    Damn that's something I forgot all about.
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    That sounds like being really shitty at Tetris, but on purpose.
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    Almost every single one of my favorite adult stars come from Europe, Latin America, or Japan.
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    This made me laugh WAY too hard. 😂
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    The third panel to that cartoon is the ZAPOW electrocuted the Monarch.
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    You're a real Stormtrooper.
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    The only one I have that DOES change on its own is my phone. I have to change my alarm clock, my watch, and my car clock. And depending on if my parents do it first or not, our oven and microwave clocks.
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    Message to the universe?
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    Don't you gotta kill people though?
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    Snickers Peanutbutter Cups Peanutbutter M&Ms 100 Grand Crunch Bar
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    Aw, man. RIP. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Also fond of The Rock.
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    A drawing.
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    Congrats!
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    FINALLY, A R.I.P. THREAD NOT POSTED BY TSAR Anyway, R.I.P. Never heard of him until now, but he sounds like a great man.
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