Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday!

Ok, this redeems you.

Blasphemy.

What if you went on your way home from work?

I wonder if it was customary / necessary to shout into those things or was that just something Bugs did.

What the hell did the crank even do?

Or alternatively he could just be awesome like Tony Iommi and make thimbles for himself.

You should get one of those hand crank ones like you see in Bugs Bunny cartoons. "HELLO OPERATOR OPERATOR GET ME [blah blah blah]...."

What brought him to Scotland, of all places?

There once was a prominent IBer named WereCat. She was cool. I don't know if she posted in Pod 6.

Happy birthday!

This is giving me Vietnam-style flashbacks.

I am so confused.... now I want to wish you a Happy Re-Re-Birthday with a "Tom Brady.... Eh." cake.

Just don't hook it up to bluetooth or you'll officially be packard.

Happy birthday! I don't know you very well so its hard to pick a cake, so here's the first one that popped up on google:

Oops... I thought you turned on Brady when he switched teams. Happy Re-Birthday!

Happy birthday!

I hear a horrible incessant beeping sound that I have no way of stopping; I try my best to shout at my physical self, 'WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP" but to no avail... One time it took me a FULL SIX MINUTES to finally fucking wake up after my alarm invaded my dream, and my alarm doesn't stop unless someone physically stops it. Drove my subconscious mind to the brink of insanity. I travel by flapping my arms and floating / flying. I do this weird walk thing that doesn't even make sense in the real world. Like I'm crouching and walking at the same time. @Poof what's this mean? I used to have this CONSTANTLY. Not so much anymore though.

I don' t think I've ever seen or heard anyone utter this.... I mean, Reese's PIECES kinda suck if you eat them one at a time, but they're pretty dam good when you put a bunch in your mouth at once....

................................................................................................................................... You're trolling right? Because words cannot describe my disbelief. Anyway, Rest in Peace Eddie.

I have a coworker whose favorite show is Futurama.

I can't tell if Butters is cleaning itself or is really, really depressed.

Happy birthday!

3 - Minimal depression

I remember that, but I think in that specific instance I think he said he used copy/paste, not spell check.