Doom Metal Alchemist

Well I'm not trying to knock anyone's tastes.

I don't remember it enough to get that reference. Unless you mean Homer's crusted eyes reminded you of peanut butter cookies, then that I get.

I'm talking about the current trend of over autotuning so much it sounds (and is) completely artificial. Keeping a guitar in tune is not a great analogy for autotune. A more apt analogy would be playing notes out of key and "fixing" them digitally so the "bad" notes are now in key. Have you heard Cee Lo Green sing without Autotune? He did in American Dad. Sounded godawful.

Athena.

That episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets lasik and refuses to use the eyedrops afterward and his eyes crust over forever scared me off lasik.

Not on my toe, but on the floor, many, many times.

I know this may be a hard concept for him to grasp, as he is a young rapper in 2020, but please try telling him the benefit of actually being a a good singer is not having to drown out your own voice with layers of autotune.

And rampager develops a new fetish.

I can think of a couple people here who said they had it. I haven't, and I'm pretty confident I'm not an asymptomatic carrier either, as I live with both my elderly parents, so if I was an asymptomatic carrier at least one of them would've gotten hella sick, right?

That's all well and good, but... why Burt?

Your dad's The Hulk?

Happy not-birthday!

Boy, you have no idea..... Or if this account is just an alt, maybe you already do.

All us four-eyes look alike.

What...? The sock is covering up the first two frets. Neither were needed in the song, and if I were to put the sock behind the nut, it would not mute the open strings like I needed. I really do need to get a scrunchy, as I imagine this hurdle would not exist. I have long hair, but even long-haired dudes don't typically use scrunchies to tie their hair back/up.

Not gonna lie, when you said Medusa, I didn't expect it to be set in the modern world.

Shot using a phone in portrait orientation.

Well if you have to mistake me for another UEMBer, I'm glad it's Kudasai.

The pickguard is there but it's the same shade of black as the guitar so it might be easy to miss. And yes, it is a Les Paul.

You are exactly correct about the sock. It took me many years to find out that trick through a guitar teacher at the local community college, though he recommended a scrunchy. My bandmate that we record our music together recommended a sock, as that's what he uses. You're incorrect about the lack of inlay at the 12th fret though, it is there.

I recognize that Frog avatar.... stonergoth was kind enough to duplicate a whole lot of moving and still 8-bit and 16-bit sprites I found on the net so the pictures belonged to her, and I could use them as avatars on the ASMB under their ridiculous rules.... I'm assuming you, kuds, found this image elsewhere on the net and didn't use the exact one I used (the one made by stonergoth), but I digress... That's ok.... I can share... it's a bad ass avatar and I'm always up for people repping Chrono Trigger, and Frog in particular. Also, my work is having a video talent contest and I submitted myself playing Frog's Theme on guitar. Not a great take, but the deadline snuck up on me, didn't get in as much practice as I would've liked. EDIT: Finally got it to work. This site doesn't like .movs, I guess. Me_playing_Frog's_Theme_on_guitar_IMG_0484.mp4

When I went back to college when I was 28 years old I befriended a dude who was fresh out of high school and he thought I was also fresh out of high school until he asked me when I graduated.

Happy birthday!

Ok, this redeems you.

Blasphemy.