Doom Metal Alchemist

Are there any millennials left young enough to trick or treat? I'm 37 for god's sake.

Alright, I'll bite, what did he mean? I'm assuming getting tired of vanilla sex so seeking something more thrilling, but I guess even threesomes are too vanilla and more of the same for him?

Sure why not I'll nut on the back of his head, that'll count as me having some kind of sexual experience with a partner at last.

Do they call urinals a "urinis / urinus / urinas" in Canada, or is that just some weird shit they made up to couple with "torlet"? Because i can see people calling a toilet a torlet but who the fucking hell would say urinus instead of urinal? That's not an accent, that's purposely changing the fucking word to something else entirely. "The nine planets of the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto." "Not so fast, Johnny... Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet a number of years ago.... also uranus is not a planet, it is something you pee in."

The old adage "The more you know, the more you realize you don't know," applies REALLY well to computers.

It was bound to happen. Psy was a one-hit-wonder.

Paying to sit in a closet and jack off watching two women having sex with each other would still make me a virgin, but ok.

I didn't even know Gangnam Style was ever dethroned.

Wait, was he NOT going for a threesome?

I'll bet Burger King (USA) is like, "No, just order from us, fuck those other guys."

It's usually on at around 8:00 AM weekdays on Comedy Central. .......Or am I the only non-boomer that still watches cable instead of Netflix?

Damn, that's late as hell. I work the night shift from (pre-covid) 6:00 pm - 4:30 am.

*remembers that one episode of American Dad*

It would need more context.

What is it about Thanksgiving time that you seem to always get sick?

I'm sure some filthy tree-hugging hippie somewhere has.

He is asking if the rumor about the Turning Japanese song is a masturbation joke is true or not. Fun tangential fact: Billy Squire's The Stroke is about nothing sexual whatsoever; it's about the music business.

Maybe you just need to be a musician to understand that moment's greatness.

"Alright, who was so drunk that they completely missed the urinal?" "IT WAS ME, DIO!"

I remember when 99% of LDK_SPARDA's posts were: O_O

"Once again, the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor." *eats sandwich" "OH KNOW, I'M RUINED!" *cries*

Oh yeah, also: Robot nurse: "Are you ready to operate, doctor?" Robot doctor: "Yeah, but first I have to perform surgery." Zoidberg: "That's my joke! I'LL KILL YOU!"

"One art, please." [paraphrasing] "Fry, look what you did, now she won't shut up." "That's normal. Just nod and say 'uh huh.'" "Uh huh. Uh huh."

Boo.