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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. I remember you!
  2. Join me in being Pizza the Hutt, poof.
  3. 5. 1. 1. 1 Untitled_1#04.1 1 4. 0. 0. 0
  4. He literally just said he's not able to smoke, which is why he was asking about edibles.
  5. BEAT 'EM AND EAT 'EM It takes a special kind of pervert to make games about rape and masturbation with such fucking primitive graphics technology. They couldn't possibly have found that shit erotic, could they?
  6. As someone who doesn't do anything of the sort..... Cannabis is cannabis. 4:20 away with your edibles.
  7. My porn is very, very vanilla. But still, if you think about it.... A BJ is sucking cum out of a hole, right????
  8. Early 70s heavy rock / proto-metal from Iceland. @Poof
  9. Because I wasn't sure if that's what you meant, or if there was some reference to peanut butter cookies I didn't remember.
  10. ................Isn't that a BJ?
  11. Until this thread, right? OH I GET IT because you thought Kudasai was me because of the Frog avatar. I'm a little slow sometimes.
  12. The Village. Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. But I don't seek out bad movies, so, eh.
  13. The Karate Kid remake with Jaden Smith. I nerd rage that it has "Karate" in the title but it's about Kung Fu. Either should've picked someone else to be the teacher or else called it The Kung Fu Kid or something.
  14. Really? No one? Ok.... ANY STAR WARS OUTSIDE OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.
  15. Well I'm not trying to knock anyone's tastes.
  16. I don't remember it enough to get that reference. Unless you mean Homer's crusted eyes reminded you of peanut butter cookies, then that I get.
  17. I'm talking about the current trend of over autotuning so much it sounds (and is) completely artificial. Keeping a guitar in tune is not a great analogy for autotune. A more apt analogy would be playing notes out of key and "fixing" them digitally so the "bad" notes are now in key. Have you heard Cee Lo Green sing without Autotune? He did in American Dad. Sounded godawful.
  18. That episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets lasik and refuses to use the eyedrops afterward and his eyes crust over forever scared me off lasik.
  19. Not on my toe, but on the floor, many, many times.
  20. I know this may be a hard concept for him to grasp, as he is a young rapper in 2020, but please try telling him the benefit of actually being a a good singer is not having to drown out your own voice with layers of autotune.
  21. And rampager develops a new fetish.
  22. I can think of a couple people here who said they had it. I haven't, and I'm pretty confident I'm not an asymptomatic carrier either, as I live with both my elderly parents, so if I was an asymptomatic carrier at least one of them would've gotten hella sick, right?
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