Doom Metal Alchemist

I mean I was a 102 lb 16 year old drinking for the first time in my life.... And I never said I was wasted or anything either. Don't remember if I drank that on an empty stomach or not.

I have only been drunk once, back somewhere around 1999 (though the alcohol snobs here would claim otherwise), but this biscuits and gravy meal was around 2010.

I had biscuits and gravy at IHOP once, it was really good.

Now I'm imagining this 5 year back and forth where both poof and some Saudian Arabian dude are trying to scam each other for money.

It depends. If there's something interesting gong on in the front, such as tendrils or like there's some hair hanging over one side, then a tail or bun can be really sexy.

Yes. No. Don't think I've ever heard of this.

Is the sister hot too?

River Phoenix, bro.

Even the swooning over Ryan Reynolds seemed so long ago....

ITT buddy confronts his greatest fear Also why can't they just put the horror folder below DF?

I want to see a version of this meme (not necessarily with dogs) where the guy is thinking something along the lines of "God, why can't I fall sleep? I have to get up so early tomorrow. Please dear god just let me fall asleep."

I mean, not exactly.... She got PAID to touch the merchandise!

Is he still relevant? Who's the hunk du jour these days? Apparently Brad Pitt's so far gone as to be hot garbage now. 😂

Once covid dies down and/or I move out of my parents' house I'm gonna get on that bumble app, lol.

That sounds more like a dragon named Garfield.

You're missing the point.... I want a dragon whose name is Bruce regardless of body shape. Not a fat dragon to just randomly call Bruce when its name is unknown.

I feel lied to.

I have no fucking idea who or what that is, but I'll take your word for it that its name is Bruce.

And so Jesus jumped in to the well, and landed on top of the water and just stood there. "Uh, hey, can I get some help outta here? I don't want to ascend to heaven just to get out of the damn well."

When you were buying it, did you ask him, "do you come with the bed too? 😘"

I don't know about women.... but us guys? We literally just didn't know anyones' birthdays except maybe for immediate family. "Hey, guess what? It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy birthday then." That's how it went. The irl equivalent of making your own birthday thread wasn't sad because in those days no one would know anyone else's birthday anyway.

Was it a leap year at least?

Not gonna lie, I was picturing an actual DRAGON dragon, not a dude with Dragon for a nickname.

I have no idea why facebook suggested this to me, but I immediately thought of @PhilosipherStoned.

Bruce the dragon? Who is that?