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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

You can't trust your mind. It has to lie to you to keep you sane. It's lying to you all the time.

Happy 65th birthday, Molar....one day they'll find a cure

Always looking forward, never bothering to check who is driving 'cause ofcourse it's the other person.......who else could it be, you're totally safe, right.... After the car crash, you say the same shit, "what was I thinking"......then you immediately get in the next car that pulls up 'cause it's cold out and it has air conditioning

I can bring my little sister into this if you really want a full run down, but I would suggest continuing to live free from this particular headache

That's not the clip I was hoping for

If you yell loud and long enough, you will become a super saiyan

It'll take time, but seems doable

I did the same thing on my old camry....right in the parking lot and I didn't know what I was doing, just looked it up on my phone......but they make things way harder to get to in these new cars it's like they don't want anyone working on their own shit....

Fuck that.....one and done for me....in the words of famous golfer/gambler Charles Barkley, "Thus wus turrable"

Maybe you and @Lasty can trade favors

I did it....I made it through November.....the beard didn't beat me HAHAHAHAHA IT DIDN'T BEAT ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now to shave and be pretty again

Perolicous If you're into classic cars and the stories behind them. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgyJPixJl95X1ut3E9K99KA zefrank1 If you're into hilarious and informational short vids on nature and whatever else. The OG youtuber zefrank has you covered. https://www.youtube.com/user/zefrank1/featured

right, right......now walk up to them, crack your knuckles, and do your best impression of zeni while you tell them that

good good.....now tell them that

I love forgetting all about The Venture bros. until I stumble upon a new season, binge watch it, then immediately go into a funk because I want more More MORRRREEE! Well at least it made thanksgiving bearable... god damn this show is good....you tell Doc Mjolnir I said so

this is my messiah

I was well on my way till some jerk outed my watered down cups of wine for the vodka cranberries that they were

all lasagna is not created equal....I stopped eating other people's lasagna or ordering it in restaurants.....I just wait for the real thing every year

I'm......gonna try this

I only care about my mom's lasagna....it's the only reason I do this....she bribes us with it.....I think i would kill for it, I really do I don't care about desert, but I like tres leches cake