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I only care about my mom's lasagna....it's the only reason I do this....she bribes us with it.....I think i would kill for it, I really do I don't care about desert, but I like tres leches cake

(i'm in another other room) someone: THEY DEFINITELY KILLED HIM! someone else: Someone died? It wasn't Yeshit from church was it? Did she get the soup, Eti? Eti: Yes yes, she got the life saving soup. someone else: oh, ok, good...she's a nice lady another person: I don't think they really killed him someone: THEY DEFINITELY KILLED HIM! another person: They didn't kill him kill him....they just assisted him to die someone else: Who died? someone: Epsteeen! ..... Me in the other room:

I'm still growing this god damn beard y'know

Only for most of the day....I eventually won a game then quickly came up with an excuse not to play anymore

Your brother's actually right. According to the precedent set by the court case Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers, if something has not been established out right, it cannot be claimed

First......haha Second....I would not have ever stopped studying and practicing this god damn game if I lost to bucket....you need to get back in there

It's the game of kings It's a game of wits It's a game of.....deep deep anger and an ever encroaching sense of inferiority

I do....I skate way better

ohhh yeaahhhh, that's who you remind me of.....it's been killin' me

but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid

inorite... there's nothing like a good gif assisted story

Happy birthday yous mugs

oh really? you're telling me you're not changing your passwords right now in a mad panic?

It's for sure one of these: Jeep Jeep123 FMA FMA123 Alchemist Alchemist123 Password Password123

Fair enough, but I don't get enough credit for how few grammar and spelling mistakes I make considering how i'm tanked the majority of the time i'm on here

LMAO...BIRD MAN AS THE RAT.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The holidays are such a weird time....I always say you have to give family the appropriate welcome when they arrive

I've seen this porn before...you didn't have any money for the food so you answered the door wearing nothing but the apron, right? right?

Wilder: How does this look? Everyone: You look great champ Wilder: It's not too much is it? Everyone: Nah, you're money, champ. Wilder: Believe it or not, I designed it myself. Gonna stunt on these fools. .... ME: wtf, he looks like Lord Zedd fucked the White Ranger...why does he keep wearing these outfits

First, Zeni should for sure rap more. Second, who the fuck is watching these god damn videos....there are thousands of views on some of them....HOW??? (Aside from Ric who is performing a public service keeping tabs)