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COME ON AND RAISE UP!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!! TWIST 'ROUND YOUR HEAD!!! SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER!!!

Y'know it never occurred to me that he had a speech impediment....I just thought he was a talking dog.....figured that's how that would go

omg, I said the title and made the reference, but when you repeated it, I totally blanked.....my mind isn't making any connections....the light is on, but now one's home....i'm going to bed

yeah, yeah....I remember....he's like "GOOOOOOO, GO NOW AND LEAVE ME!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Gerard Butler is in everything. And if you're stoned enough at two in the morning you'll watch Phantom of the Opera thinking, "when do the Persians show up...wait is this the one where he saves the President......damn it, I can't find my lighter....where could I have put it....I had it a second ago....it was in....my hand, crap, it's in my hand, i've been holding it this whole time, I think I may be too high, if there is such a thing.....oh shit, is this 300....wait I think this may be the one where he saves the president.....where is my lighter...."

at the risk of looking stupid....again.....where does it say he's thirteen? Does the name mean thirteen? Why do you like that? For the humor or pedo? Sleep, how important is it? What was the first person who surfed thinking? Can Jolly Ranchers expire? Coke or Pepsi with actual cocaine in it? Encephalopathy....that's not question I just like saying it

woah, wtf....I read the body not the intro 'cause it's just an overview....they didn't mention the assassination....that's nuts

what assassination? and, I don't know, it totally should be....... it could be called Nwude's Thirteen.....or The Airport Job

That's a real headline from the late 90's The scam has it's own wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Nwude fucking mint

@scoobdog

I've....never put that much energy into putting socks on What kinda socks do you wear?

idk which one of these is the scarier response

I'm starting to get worried....Who are these videos for? Why does he keep making them? I thought we were the only audience for his shtik

I once punched myself in the face.....I don't know how.....I wasn't trying to

I've never been to the comfortable couple stage....it seems weird One guy was talking about how his girl wants them to go to the bathroom with the door open because she doesn't want to wait if she needs to get ready or something....he said one time she was on the toilet and he needed to pee so she just spread her legs and he took a piss into the toilet through her legs while she was sitting on it.....then he said why is your dick in your hand and that just took me right out of it.....I was almost there Anyway, like I was saying, you guys are weird

Sleep with the judge.....that way when you're in court you'll be the only one who knows they're wearing your underwear.....oh yea, supa sexy times.....what were we talking about?

Now you're talkin' All sock november

There ya go, @tsar4 right mind and everything

seen 'em (except Tommy)....liked 'em

Got me there....never been accused of being in my right mind......but Boo also likes it.....though that's not really helping the argument We'll wait and see who else chimes in >.>

I haven't seen it in years, but Rizzo's "There are worse things I could do" has been stuck in my head all day...

People have already said weed and booze so i'll add music....music always helps....I usually go uptempo and possibly angry, but calm and introspective works too

alright @molarbear, we're not even halfway through this month and I already look homeless I don't know if I can make it