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omg, it's not a guy dressed as Jesus.....IT IS JESUS.....It's just like in Preacher @1pooh4u

Hey, you don't go through what Jesus went through without developing a weird relationship with pain....and whips.....and guys dressed in leather >.>

that's not the one....if you're going to do it, do it right

it is "the" damn it I should know this, i've seen that scene more times than i've seen the movie it was in >.>

That'll work You know what, thinking back, I had an opportunity to be an eagle scout and I laughed it off....all those fuckers did was learn different ways to tie shit up.....those god damn freaks....the things they did on those camping trips while I was getting high behind Papa Johns....

hey that ticks the asphyxiation and dehumanization boxes, so you should be good to go....maybe throw in a rope just to be safe

that's not the next line

everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat....CAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS OBSOLETE!

ahh, see, look at that.....you can't make that thing dirty.....it's adorable....and it's the last thing we got after the news came out that Koala's are just riddled with STDs..... I grew up watching Noozles....I can't even imagine what Blinky was doing to Pinky

do 500 push ups and 1000 squats

I've got to google a lot of this....oh jeez, not the red pandas

I completely understand.... This was perfect, i'm going to need you to explain more things like this....why did mommy leave daddy?

Vacation is not a holiday or a place.....it's a mindset

If I know my porn categories, and I do, those are different things..... Are we just calling it the lifestyle now? Is that new? Should I pretend I've known all along to be kewl

Thank you...King Shit! If you haven't watched Coming to America and or listened to Ludracis' Album Word of Mouf....This is not the thread for you

Not to be a dick, man....but.....aren't you homeless people feed their families off a fast food paycheck....you're not above this....in fact this is a step up

What? Teleportation? I understand that the transfer of matter from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them violates Newton's laws, a corner stone of physics, but.....BUT...............I grew up watching Dexter's lab so fuck what wikipedia says

lmao, I was exaggerating, but it's kinda like that....I saw this discussion about work place romance/harassment with a group of women who met their husbands as co-workers and they basically said they would have been creeped out by the flirting if they hadn't liked those dudes.... That's the line not to cross....whatever you do you better do it to someone who is into you....that's all my man was trying to figure out....the poor bastid

stop messing with us It's either that guy or Weinstein, ok....this thing's not a dimmer switch, it's on or off

No need to apologize...you have needs as we all do.... Now I'm thinking your best bet is to go old school.....dog and peanut butter..... now hear me out....not just any dog, you're not going to want a large snout or a large dog for that matter.... so a british bull dog, the jowlier the better....that squat, flat faced fucker will bury himself in there....it'll be marvelous do it...............if not for you, for science