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Mix

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  1. Cake flavored soda is somehow simultaneously inside and outside the box thinking. Bravo. Spicy soda, on the other hand, is simple plagiarism. Mexico's lawyers will be in touch.
  2. nah imagine if it was though.....they'd never let anyone know
  3. What percent black do I have to be to safely say the N word?
  4. From now on, just tell people you're writing poetry. That way when they can't understand it, they won't think you're an idiot, they'll think they're an idiot.
  5. Think of the things you truly value, you wouldn't want somebody putting their mits all over it... Your sneaker collection, your girlfriend's ass, etc.... That shit is suspect
  6. Every year, @Mewn donates her birthday for the cause. In lieu of gifts she asks that you go see House of Gucci
  7. But....you're here. Did you not account for yourself? I only ask because if you have, then that would mean the whole process of evaluating our sanity was undertaken by a self proclaimed insane man. Which I have no problem with, btw. In fact I prefer it.
  8. I'm worried they might be counterfeit
  9. Mix

    bah gawd

    Most of my knowledge is meme based, so I don't know who that is, bruv.
  10. It was funny the first two times, but now it's like, maybe he is... We never really talked about how he's been pulling this off....like what is Pete saying to these people.... Sure, it's a dumb joke and Davidson's not interested in Momoa.....but if he was, you telling me he couldn't get him?
  11. Wow, good job. All that's left for me to do is use your design to make a prototype. Take the prototype to Shark Tank. Get into an argument with them about the valuation of our product. Get arrested because of what I did during the argument. Convert to Islam in prison. Make a pilgrimage to Mecca when I get out. Meet a rich Saudi Prince and try to get him to fund our idea. He steals it and makes billions. I come back home and sell your original design as an NFT. I die immediately and leave you and my prison wives to fight over my estate.
  12. But society said no... This is his revenge
  13. I've watched every romantic comedy that's ever been made ever. Mr. Right, The Girl Next Door, The Matrix.....I've seen them all.
  14. Feel! O_o' Jeeezus cryst, chill out bruv! You're gonna get us canceled! I don't....feeel....anything I keep it classy I go down there like my man Josh Hartnett in 40 Days and 40 Nights....with a flower whose petals I gently blow across her vulva until she gracefully comes to completion...
  15. Well I got lost down there once or twice. It was dark and I couldn't spot any landmarks. But we sorted all that. She gave me a map and a fleshlight.
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