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Mix

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  1. Keep it on the low
  2. I like the way you kiss me
  3. I think things are too fractured right now for there to be a central zeitgeist. (I hope i'm using that word correctly) I mean this in every respect, but especially entertainment. There are artists selling out arenas that are completely unknown outside of their fan base.
  4. Do you mean new as in just created or new to me? I come across some newly made stuff I like from time to time, but most of what I listen to is old shit I discovered late.
  5. A Memory of Light by Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson
  6. There are too many, but off top i'd say: All Miyazaki Films Children of Men (2006) Human Traffic (1999) Memento (2000)
  7. This is the latest holiday season product from Mix Co. The Void You can nail it to your door to scare kids on Halloween. It makes a fine side dish for a Thanksgiving meal at your inlaws. Also, the ideal Christmas gift for anyone you secretly hate. *No returns permitted. All purchases final. Buyer understands and accepts all risks physical, financial, and spiritual. Free shipping anywhere in the continental United States in a box with no holes.
  8. I feel your pain. Plumbing is a nightmare. I had to replace copper pipes with pex, a blown expansion tank and a water pressure regulator. Might be the closest I came to ptsd.
  9. That didn't bother me. I just hate how I constantly put my foot in my mouth. I could have easily turned that into a fun exchange and made friends with the new neighbour. Now, I have to avoid/ignore them till they move and I get a fresh start with who ever moves in next.
  10. My mouth started responding before my brain told it what to say and I was trying to get it to stop, but it just slowed down the sentence and ended up sounding like I didn't believe what I was saying. She said, "so what highschool do you go to?" And my actual response was, "no..I'm...a grown man." I might as well have said, "I'm a big boy!" The smile on her face when she said, " you look so young," might as well have been roaring laughter. I just pushed the lawn mower back into the garage. Fuck the grass....fml
  11. Oh no, not again. Twice was plenty. (The second time was to see if I had built up a tolerance. I hadn't)
  12. In the moment, I'll admit I was displeased But now, sitting here, riddled with cancer (I assume), I'm feeling oddly tranquil
  13. It's not for everybody. In fact, just me and Vin Diesel so far. But we'll keep spreading the gospel.
  14. I highly recommend you give it a try. Make sure you're wearing sweatpants for the full experience. Best day ever.
  15. And every day was the same. And nothing you did mattered.
  16. The Pope died.
  17. You gave Fuggs syphilis?
  18. I was googling 'Breaking Bad blood donation episode' This makes more sense
  19. Vampires aren't real. If they were, we would know. You have any idea how insane you would become living that long. Insane people can't keep secrets.
  20. Why would I be offended? This is all a joke. I mean both this thread and life in general.
  21. I'm just kidding. Except about the crying in the car part, but that's a regular thing I do regardless of the days events. Actually, I gave blood and went to get drinks. That turned out to be a bad idea, one thing led to another and now I'm at the hospital where they are, you won't believe this, giving me my own blood. Crazy, right? How's your day going?
  22. The friend group went to this blood drive. I didn't even want to go. I was guilted into it. I get there and they wouldn't take my blood. I ask why. The lady said they don't take sad blood. I told her that's not a thing. She said it's a personal policy and I "better get my sad ass on somewhere." Now i'm crying in the car, sadder than ever.
  23. Exactly. It's only a matter of time. (Insert evil laugh)
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