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Mix

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  1. First meeting = cookies Second meeting = blood sacrifice
  2. Lol, proper forum decorum. ok then
  3. What conversation? You pouting and me going, "there there," and rubbing your back is not a conversation, big guy. If this is a conversation, you tell me what we're talking about?
  4. lol, and I promised I wouldn't laugh. Alright, don't sweat it. Puppet master is a pretentious title anyway. I mean who would openly call themselves that, lol. You just go ahead and change your profile pic. We'll let the board restructuring sweep all previous references under the rug. New board, new clubs, new you. For the rebrand, i'm thinking we replace puppet master with pokemon master. Now, don't agree right away. Let me at least pretend like I have to talk you into this. So many upsides to the new title. One, well within your skill set. Two, sweet new Eevee profile pic. Three, balls aren't required. Honestly, I don't even think Ash had a dick. Homie might have been Ken doll smooth down there. What do you say?
  5. I've never seen one with food, but I haven't been to many. I wonder how they pass health inspections....inspector probably never even makes it to the kitchen
  6. lol, what is this? Seriously? You can do better than this. For god's sake, you're a guy who has a puppeteer hand as his profile pic, as sad and telling as that is. You can't have gotten any kind of satisfaction from this clumsy and desperate effort. I'll tell you what, I know how much this means to you, so i'll give you a do over. Take your time, think about what you want to say and really let me have it. I promise I won't laugh.
  7. I'm not even talking about how weird that whole strip club experience is. I'm questioning the safety aspect of that choice. I've only been to strips clubs with a crew and I spent most of my time watching the people, not the strippers. Strip clubs, i'm certain, are where my irrational fear of being stabbed was incepted. I may not have been taken to the best examples of this business
  8. She's managed to keep that innocence because life has been gentle. Like I said, if Komi was shaped like a meatball, this show would be sadder.
  9. ...and it doesn't matter 'cause she's hot. That is the full title of this show. The show never addresses the fact that, before Tadano showed up, she was the hottest, most popular girl in school. NOBODY ever even began to wonder why she didn't talk. This is a pleasant show with pleasant circumstances entirely because she's hot. Make her average looking and this is a much sadder show.
  10. Mix

    Banana Fish

    I don't get any of these references. Is there a subgenre I don't know about?
  11. Mix

    Banana Fish

    How many times is the lead character going to get raped? This is ridiculous. Some of the bad guys were more interested in raping him than actually succeeding at whatever they were doing. I'm starting to think this is one big troll.
  12. You think you got it bad? At least you're panicking about how he sees the real you. He's panicking about how you see the fake version of him he carefully concocted in order to get you to touch his dick.
  13. Unfortunately your surprise party at Howard Johnson's had to be canceled due to unforeseen circumstances. 🎂 🍻
  14. Happy Birthday!
  15. Mix

    I'm 69 years old

    Might as well call it a day. Just have them put the number 69 and a rock on emoji on your tombstone in lieu of a name or any other personal info.
  16. People don't talk about the drawbacks of big dick ownership enough. I'll tell you one thing, you have never heard about a guy with a small package breaking anything.....on top of being economical, they are fuckin' indestructible.
  17. It was my first time. You never forget your first.
  18. I finally fixed my lawn mower. I had to take it apart twice, but I only cried once, so at the end of the day....fml.
  19. It's a great time to be alive
  20. If it has Myth in the title, it's not true.
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