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these motherquackers can't deny

well, good for you @Athena 92 hats off

I.....don't even know where a bath and body works is I steal my toiletries from work, gas stations, and hotels

Hit the gym Hit the food Hit the wife Hit the Netflix JK....I don't have a wife, lol.......but that lady I hit was wearing a wedding ring.....I think.....I can't see clearly when I drive at night 'cause I hot box my car.....anyway, it wasn't even my fault, who jogs and or checks their mail box at night.....at least I think it was a mail box.....oh god, I think she was walking her dog

I'd wish for a million wishes

haha, just kidding, totally not a hitman

or i'll kill you

Also, don't call the police

ok, I read further into the thread and it seems that I misread the situation...please disregard the previous post

I can find him for ya, but it'll cost extra to kill him.....even more if you want me to bring back a trophy.....body disposal is free

"Pull your pants up, man! I'm not that kind of doctor." - Doctor Dre

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

You can't trust your mind. It has to lie to you to keep you sane. It's lying to you all the time.

Happy 65th birthday, Molar....one day they'll find a cure

Always looking forward, never bothering to check who is driving 'cause ofcourse it's the other person.......who else could it be, you're totally safe, right.... After the car crash, you say the same shit, "what was I thinking"......then you immediately get in the next car that pulls up 'cause it's cold out and it has air conditioning

I can bring my little sister into this if you really want a full run down, but I would suggest continuing to live free from this particular headache

That's not the clip I was hoping for