little_girl_lost

sounded good until you added the spicy mustard there's a greek festival down the road from my house, so I've been eating a lot of gyros

I never get included in these things

some people are more equal than others

boyfriend complains that he hates his pubes in the summer and shaving them with a traditional men's razor takes too long and he has to be especially . . . careful there should be an electric razor that's good for that, or someone should invent one

. . . for shaving balls?

everyday when I wake up, I promise myself that i'll go to bed earlier that night never happens though

I know you can grow the plant the produces deet, but I concerned myself with growing tomatoes this year

I hear a lot of people say that after the fourth of July the summer just flies by but I think that only applies to people who like summer

Oh, and mosquitos fuck mosquitos

i want the hot sticky days to be done with I want the asshole neighbor children to go back to school I want the asshole neighbor adults to go in their houses and stop hooting and hollering all night and doing burnouts with their lil motorbike in their gravel lot all day and night I want the busy season at work to end I want my tv shows to come back I want to stop being woken up by neighbors mowing

daily show alum are cocky as hell they all think they can get away with anything

declares "Your safe!"

people are always dumb, it just becomes more apparent at holiday-time

i'm dying to get a room in a hotel that has a pool, preferably an indoor pool and children aren't allowed there

Adventure . . . Day?

Only have a SNES system, but its a gift for my bf anyway, our anniversary is coming up

I just bought an old copy of Robocop Versus Terminator

without you guys to entertain me at this hour, i'm watching the AVN porn awards

You asked for it

i'm a Capricorn

I remember one night years ago at mine and my ex's apartment he had teenage children from a first marriage that their mother kept away from him the eldest one met him first then brought the others with her for a big family gathering in the apartment I sat it out, I sat in the bedroom doing puzzle books to keep me entertained (I had no internet or tv in there). They were in the kitchen and didn't know I was there and in earshot. There were pictures on the fridge, a couple of my ex and one of me. The eldest daughter had met me and pointed out the pic on the fridge. She said "She looks ok in that picture, but she's really ugly in real life" and they all had a good laugh, my ex included. I bring it up the next day to my ex, and he forces his kid to try to make nice with me, the first thing the girl said was "I didn't mean it" Fucking Bullshit. She went out of her way to say it when she thought I want around. And, no, she wasn't drinking at the time, she's just a bitch.

Mondays are my fridays