little_girl_lost

kill it with fire I mean, wrap it with bacon first and only cook until medium rare

because nobody likes me

You've never struck me as someone with high standards anyway

I don't know who that is

actually . . .

I need to post more, I don't wanna be the same colour as packard

when i'm hungry, I torture myself by looking up pictures of food and restaurant menus

sounded good until you added the spicy mustard there's a greek festival down the road from my house, so I've been eating a lot of gyros

I never get included in these things

some people are more equal than others

boyfriend complains that he hates his pubes in the summer and shaving them with a traditional men's razor takes too long and he has to be especially . . . careful there should be an electric razor that's good for that, or someone should invent one

. . . for shaving balls?

everyday when I wake up, I promise myself that i'll go to bed earlier that night never happens though

I know you can grow the plant the produces deet, but I concerned myself with growing tomatoes this year

I hear a lot of people say that after the fourth of July the summer just flies by but I think that only applies to people who like summer

Oh, and mosquitos fuck mosquitos

i want the hot sticky days to be done with I want the asshole neighbor children to go back to school I want the asshole neighbor adults to go in their houses and stop hooting and hollering all night and doing burnouts with their lil motorbike in their gravel lot all day and night I want the busy season at work to end I want my tv shows to come back I want to stop being woken up by neighbors mowing

daily show alum are cocky as hell they all think they can get away with anything

declares "Your safe!"

people are always dumb, it just becomes more apparent at holiday-time

i'm dying to get a room in a hotel that has a pool, preferably an indoor pool and children aren't allowed there

Adventure . . . Day?