little_girl_lost

could be pre-menopause that can start as early as your early 30s

my boyfriend drinks these things they're expensive for a four-pack and I don't know anyone else who drinks them

beer is an acquired taste just like vagina

the voice of the caramel in the caramel m&ms commercial? sounds a lot like him and he does do a lot of voice work

CooooooOOOOOOOOOkie Crisp!

i just transplanted my tomato plants outside i'm hoping for rain

rotisserie chicken

hallmark is a fucking joke the cards and the channel

no afterlife, no consciousness whatsoever like dying is just peacefully falling asleep into nothing

what do you mean? i'm naked now

the hot sauce tore up his b hole

I like the videos where a WASP injection knife stabs the ketchup bottle

but........but, the story is a metaphor for homosexuality ::HMM::

I've been looking into hearses available in my area

a Brinks truck like maybe steal the whole thing

i hate that every radio station feels the need to do "two-fer Tuesdays, back to back hits from the artist you love, that's right, you get 2 in a row!" its not original and most the time its bands I hate with songs I hate even more

Princess Buttercup? Wait, is this a kissing story?

since we're talking about stores we like, I feel like I could blow a ton of cash in that store, but the closest one is damn near close to Pittsburgh

I have to cross the OH river into Steubenville to mine, still a short drive, I only live in the middle finger part of WV

yeah, there's one here too, I try to stock up on shampoos there and out of season clearance items

Brad Delp killed himself

its dangerous to go alone, take this