little_girl_lost

yeah, somewhere along the line, carpenter jeans became Karen carpenter jeans

pockets in women's jeans are just for show, as you can barely fit a postage stamp in them I wear hoodies all the time for the pockets in them

pics or its not handsome

But you CAN get paid for giving blood and plasma Eggs are worth thousands, but you need to take a shitload of hormones

animal movies are too sad and I like animals waaaaaaaay more than I like people

I thought you'd wanna raise Death's-Head Hawkmoths

I lived in RI for 16 years

Snow White I saw it in the theater, Disney re-released it and I was sent to see it to keep me quiet while mum and her husband were watching Sleepless in Seattle in the next theater

no you don't

i declare this - Sea-Labia

frogger and the ET game for atari

a few weeks ago a woke up cuz I shoved my bf, I was dreaming and thought I was being attacked by a midget in a ghillie suit he didn't wake up, he's a very deep sleeper

I've had other people hit me in the face in their sleep

they met by chance while both creepily hanging out outside the ladies room

most people cashiers card because mystery shoppers working for cops hit their store at least once a month, and that's not including an entirely separate company hired to make sure there is carding going on, or just cuz the bosses watch the camera and threaten firings I had a boss once card an 80 year old man just to prove a point

I get lots of surprised faces when people find out i'm in my 30s take it as a compliment

you're younger than me?!? for fucks sake, you look 40

I like playing with slime products watching someone else play with it makes me wanna get my own I bought a jar of play-doh to keep on my desk just so I can keep my hands busy with it or to relieve stress

are you the victim or the killer?

be like that one guy from a few years ago who threw a fit cuz subway doesn't offer ketchup for their steak subs

water has to be blessed by a member of the clergy or a religious figure to become holy