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    Refers to this candy as gay bacon
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    Recreated the famous Cool Hand Luke scene but substituted Reese's eggs
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    Congratulated himself this morning for waking up wearing the same pajamas as he went to sleep in.
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    Calls hamburgers "steamed hams"
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    Holds funerals for dead batteries
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    After viewing pornography, writes long letters to the stars, the jist of which are "You're doing it wrong"
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    Emails random people "Please take the tape off of your webcam"
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    i dont know whether to put this here or over in current events, but i am saddened and disgusted by the MAGAs adopting ICE hats and wearing them this week.
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    world's fastest oyster shucker
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    is snowed in all weekend with nothing but fruit roll ups and beer to tide him over
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    a bob evans refrigerated family size side of mac n cheese, just something easy to microwave at work
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    Popplers
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    Only nut-taps the ones he loves.
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    saves the "trim-to-fit" ends off the dr scholls insoles "just in case"
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    Knows where Jean spangler is
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    knows what really happened to sunny von bulow
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    My xmas tree this year
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    I'm pretty sure the day camp mum sent us to was giving us frozen soy sauce and duck sauce packets and calling them popsicles.
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    For a song called "piano man" it sure as fuck got hijacked by the harmonica man.
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    uses 2 uncooked spaghetti noodles to knit cooked spaghetti
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    just spent the last 20 minutes trying to thread a pin
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    Is the reason Handi-snacks don't come with the red stick anymore.
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