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little_girl_lost

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  1. I hate corned beef and cabbage mum likes it and thinks its tradition to make it on st paddys day. so now my house house reeks of cabbage.
  2. kids today have terrible handwriting
  3. does this move when someone is eyeing the last slice of pizza
  4. worked 15 hour shifts yesterday and today. came home tonight to doritos and beer
  5. Refers to this candy as gay bacon
  6. Recreated the famous Cool Hand Luke scene but substituted Reese's eggs
  7. Congratulated himself this morning for waking up wearing the same pajamas as he went to sleep in.
  8. Calls hamburgers "steamed hams"
  9. Holds funerals for dead batteries
  10. After viewing pornography, writes long letters to the stars, the jist of which are "You're doing it wrong"
  11. Emails random people "Please take the tape off of your webcam"
  12. i dont know whether to put this here or over in current events, but i am saddened and disgusted by the MAGAs adopting ICE hats and wearing them this week.
  13. world's fastest oyster shucker
  14. is snowed in all weekend with nothing but fruit roll ups and beer to tide him over
  15. a bob evans refrigerated family size side of mac n cheese, just something easy to microwave at work
  16. Only nut-taps the ones he loves.
  17. saves the "trim-to-fit" ends off the dr scholls insoles "just in case"
  18. Knows where Jean spangler is
  19. knows what really happened to sunny von bulow
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