little_girl_lost

I didn't, those were my initials until I was 8 and was adopted by my mum's husband

RP used to be my initials

anyone else think Packard getting a package from the Ukraine was going to be a mail-order-wife?

too hot to cook, make a coldcut sandwich

I thought this was gonna be about the passing of the announcer guy for the walking dead commercials

t'was a gift for my bf, i'm quite embarrassed about it

my mum always keeps a supply of these at almost $5 per small box, she could make her own better, fresher ones

i just bought a graphic novel from amazon, and now I hafta return it cuz they failed to mention that it was printed in German.

cover in chocolate it'll look like a poo nah, looks like it'll be good with some raspberry jam

win be a big teddy bear

I don't have ice cream, just some frozen slush puppy drinks

kill it with fire I mean, wrap it with bacon first and only cook until medium rare

because nobody likes me

You've never struck me as someone with high standards anyway

I don't know who that is

actually . . .

I need to post more, I don't wanna be the same colour as packard

when i'm hungry, I torture myself by looking up pictures of food and restaurant menus

sounded good until you added the spicy mustard there's a greek festival down the road from my house, so I've been eating a lot of gyros

I never get included in these things

some people are more equal than others

boyfriend complains that he hates his pubes in the summer and shaving them with a traditional men's razor takes too long and he has to be especially . . . careful there should be an electric razor that's good for that, or someone should invent one

. . . for shaving balls?

everyday when I wake up, I promise myself that i'll go to bed earlier that night never happens though