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little_girl_lost

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  1. but..............can I still have my pudding?
  2. what'd I miss?
  3. i'm dying for laser surgery, but i'm not a good candidate for it
  4. I had a spare pair that my ex bf threw away, he decided I didn't need them, then he declared that I was to only wear painful contacts from then on
  5. I found them!!! they've been missing since Thursday morning and I just now found them, they ere in a dresser drawer stuffed underneath some clothes what the fuck am I doing in my sleep that they ended up there? now that I have them i'm gonna look at stuff so hard, i'mma read all the fine print
  6. before I went to sleep, I put them on the pillow next o my head along with my phone, I wake up and the phone was there, but no trace of the glasses, I've torn my room apart looking for them, but they are nowhere to be found I called for an eye exam (which I needed new glasses anyway) and the soonest they could get me in was june 1st, and then I know it'll be at least another week before my new glasses would come in FML
  7. Rabble-Rabble Mother fucker
  8. could be pre-menopause that can start as early as your early 30s
  9. my boyfriend drinks these things they're expensive for a four-pack and I don't know anyone else who drinks them
  10. beer is an acquired taste just like vagina
  11. the voice of the caramel in the caramel m&ms commercial? sounds a lot like him and he does do a lot of voice work
  12. CooooooOOOOOOOOOkie Crisp!
  13. i just transplanted my tomato plants outside i'm hoping for rain
  14. rotisserie chicken
  15. hallmark is a fucking joke the cards and the channel
  16. no afterlife, no consciousness whatsoever like dying is just peacefully falling asleep into nothing
  17. what do you mean? i'm naked now
  18. the hot sauce tore up his b hole
  19. I like the videos where a WASP injection knife stabs the ketchup bottle
  20. but........but, the story is a metaphor for homosexuality ::HMM::
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