little_girl_lost

Aww, you guys don't say the nicest things.

an oldie, but

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i go between buttercream and whippy

just think, this is the first step on your way to becoming first lady.

last night I dreamt that there was a man who planned to wait for a pregnant cat to have her kittens, so he could eat them, then eat the mom cat. I spent the rest of the dream protecting the kitten litter and the mom-cat.

i'm gonna buy a mini bike, but i'm waiting for the delivery to fall on a specific day of the week

a Friday that gets less comfortable over time?

it seems like there is a great deal of poop-related kids toys on the market now

if you don't have a double boiler a microwave would work just fine microwave in a bowl for 20 seconds, stir, 20 more seconds, stir, and repeat those steps until desired meltiness

have you had the haribo fizzy cola gummies? cola gummies coated in sour sugar, but they aren't sour, they are my favourite gummies

I never found the experience enjoyable, that's just not what I want in my candy

I've never once finished a whole atomic fireball

I am dying to go out to eat somewhere

yw

Now is the time for the clock on my oven to be wrong for 6 months but its ok, my food can't tell time

you can move to one of those towns that doesn't observe DST

i'm not worth knowing anyway

. . . but that's none of my business

I feel like all the fast food places will start calling their chicken nuggets simply "nuggets" in the future, so no one notices and they can get away with serving what the FDA doesn't qualify as good enough to put the word 'chicken' on