little_girl_lost

Now is the time for the clock on my oven to be wrong for 6 months but its ok, my food can't tell time

you can move to one of those towns that doesn't observe DST

i'm not worth knowing anyway

. . . but that's none of my business

I feel like all the fast food places will start calling their chicken nuggets simply "nuggets" in the future, so no one notices and they can get away with serving what the FDA doesn't qualify as good enough to put the word 'chicken' on

i remember a particularly bad beating when my brother used to sneak out of his room at night and eat all the little Debbie snack cakes Mum's husband would beat us with his belt, when he found the cakes missing, he called us both out to the living room and made us lean over a loveseat and beat our asses with it until he found out who actually took the cakes. My brother never admitted it, which made the beatings worse for both of us. Mum stood and watched, I haven't forgiven her for this.

turn on your radio to your local oldies station the song that's playing right now

have some nice soft ice cream

wait for summer and go to Flo's Clam Shack in newport

there is a bomb strapped to your chest, if you don't crochet 1 flower every hour, the bomb will go off

RENO SMASH!!

not gonna lie, I was looking around my supermarket for a good few minutes looking for a nice wedge of asiago

Actual name: Harley nicknames, Harles, Harles Barkley, Harles Nelson Reilly

in my room right now I have juicy drop gummies, Hershey kisses, nerds rope, Swedish fish, Albanese gummy bears, and two mystery candy bags from rocket fizz oh yea, and a pickle rick pickle-flavoured chocolate bar, but that's just a shelf item

I got a bag of jalapeno cheddar chips once that taste just like red hot chips I don't think the chip company knew there is a difference between jalapeno and red hot flavourings

quick, get someone to pee on your face

Solo lemon party

title has three Ps

when I was in high school I would stop for fast food, and working at the burger joint would be the girl or guy who was a real asshole in school, having to be subservient to customers made me smirk

Garfield is dead https://ceebeegeebee.wordpress.com/2007/08/28/garfield-is-dead/

you can build stink bug traps with an empty 2 liter bottle and a flashing light and I think some syrup pf some kind, look it up, they are supposed to be really effective

yesterday at work, a man yelled over to me from the cappuccino machine "hey, this says 'hot cocoa' is that the same as hot chocolate?"