little_girl_lost

i'm snuggled under all the blankets, trying to hold a handwarmer between my feet to warm them, seriously considering an electric blanket

i have been trying to find an erotic bakery in my area for months now

thank you guys, I spent most of my birthday (and most of today) sleeping bf gave me a gift card and a rick and morty build set, but no cake

don't get me wrong, i'd still fuck him

He's Brian Griffin: the person

I remember when everyone thought he was hot and then everyone realized what an asshole he is

. . . But that's none of my business

i'm insanely jealous

Hershey kisses, to be exact i'm too warm and cozy in bed to get up and make anything.

i'm pissed its being listed as a comedy

Today was also Canadian Boxing Day A day for Justin Trudeau to put his dick in a box.

That last episode though. I thought Sax was gonna try to eat his gun while watching that popcorn.

I like discounts, but I hate crowds so I stay inside

Holy shit, there is someone else watching this show.

Keep the Anti-Christ in Christmas

I only have the sexy catwoman costume

been in the house for a few days, we don't know how it got in. It has plenty of places to hide in the daytime with mum having tall shelves with stuffed animals on them. It comes out once in a while to make a few circles around the living room before hiding again. I want to let him out, but I cant have the door standing wide open with cats who would love to get out but cants fend for themselves against feral neighbourhood cats. I tried having all the lights off in the house with the door open, I tried having all the lights on in the house with the door open. Don't know what to do.

my family doesn't secretly hate me they openly hate me

Dignity over companionship

santa would take one look at my tits and feel sorry enough to give me extra presents

i hope I work on xmas