little_girl_lost

When do you want it?

I had a cat that was foaming at the mouth, but that was after I applied a between-the-shoulder-blades flea treatment that he was able to reach and licked, I immediately took him to the bath

don't worry, things always crash and burn, it'll happen in its own time

I never have the junk food I want and I don't have the ability to get to any store or restaurant

as a teenager, I was horrified that people were reading my mind, so much so that if I were in a room with other people, I would repeat "think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts" over and over again in my mind

you try and you fail the lesson is: don't try

I've been too depressed to do stuff around the house, I haven't done laundry in over a month, i'm out of a lot of clean clothes

present

to oldies stations and you hear one artist and flip it to another oldies station and you hear the same artist, and you flip to another oldies station and a few minutes later, you hear the same artist and you think "oh my god, did they die? or if they are already dead you think, "oh my god, did they die again?

I don't live in a place that has cool things

skip the postgame show run the regularly scheduled programming without commercials, the station got plenty of ad revenue from the late-running game I know sports fans throw fits cuz they want their games, but don't make other shows/viewers suffer for it

I work tonight, and i'm sure i'll hafta stay late cuz the bitch coming in in the morning forgets how winter works and shows up late every shift she worls

If the controller keeps your hands warm, its win-win

Florida - Hard at work giving the diseases back to the monkeys

I'm pretty sure people only buy them as gag gifts

37?!? In a row?

why try to be positive? life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something

finally, "Biggie" size is being truthful real talk, i'd eat the fuck outta that

what is it?

wv is a great place if you love meth