little_girl_lost

i'd wish myself into the cornfield

get them kicked out and/or demand a free meal

pray to robot-jesus

I would get a dick on a mug that was also printed with a child's handwriting that says "I luv my daddy"

do people try to get dicks printed on stuff?

that may be worth the rape and/or murder

yeah, i'mma do it a few years in a row, then abruptly stop with no notice, and go dark on social media get her used to it, then crush her

and I send my sister a card every year with different gift cards in them, she receives them, she's just an ingrate who doesn't even acknowledge getting them

my dad sent me a birth-mas card last year, asked me every week if it came yet and it hadn't, then the second week of January I got the ripped open empty envelope in a "we care" outer envelope from the post office someone prolly stole the card right out of the mail truck, stole the innards and discarded the envelope on the ground

now i'm sadder cuz I know there isn't one really cumming

i haven't gotten any xmas cards, email or otherwise

eat your dinner in that light so you can taste the rainbow

Always in the Fursuit of Happiness

curiosity is getting the best of me, like a cat and bad things never happen to curious cats

the dead giveaway that should've put up a red flag

not anymore, no

ketchup

med. rare anything over medium is blasphemous and I swear to god if there is ketchup anywhere near the table . . .

reminds me very much of this

if december is feeling like forever, just wait 'til January . . .

my first thought was elwood p. dowd

women hate getting socks? I love socks

xmas

yeah, that's my thinking but mum pulled out her xmas stockings from the basement and she has them with the names written on them and the toe pointing left, and I just made my bf's stocking the right way and now it doesn't fit in with the others