little_girl_lost

ok, i'll bite

Ep 2, Lindsay and edgar make jimmy & Gretchen set a date, they choose 6/9, Gretchen bangs a toilet for a few hours Ep. 3, Paul F. Tompkins is creepy as fuck jimmy pitches writing the screenplay for his book, but hates that they wanna focus on the character "Kitty" based on gretchen Gretchen puts off calling her mum and looks for her own replacement will Lindsay ever find whatever she thinks love is? the season seems to be setting up a love story for her, but only puts her in scenes with gretchen and again, paul f Tompkins is creepy as fuck, and the sandwich eating scene toward the end of the ep seems very similar to when Dorothy was telling edgar that doug benson used to humiliate her for his and the other comedians amusement.

snow hates you

bit o honey chick o stick mary janes

mike & ike/good n plenty smarties

peanut butter taffy in the orange and black wrappers people give out on halloween

necco wafers Jordan almonds

candy corn mallowcreme pumpkins candy canes conversation hearts circus peanuts

T.S. Motherfuckin' A.

the wedding season all the commercials are about their wedding, but I doubt we'll see it actually happen last night's ep, jimmy and gretchen tell fake love stories to wedding planners, no sign of Lindsay or Edgar, but i'm sure they'll have their own arcs this season, I don't wanna see them just following jimmy and Gretchen around

if by stick you mean erect penis, then yes, yes I can

i cant drive

with hookers and blow

the guy who played the kid in A Christmas Story that got his tongue stuck to the pole, he tried porn, but had to bow out cuz he couldn't get/stay hard so, him

at my job I've had to fire a lot of people lately young kids who stand there and cry and ask "why" over and over again I feel like this is good training for super-villainy

i'd wish myself into the cornfield

get them kicked out and/or demand a free meal

pray to robot-jesus

I would get a dick on a mug that was also printed with a child's handwriting that says "I luv my daddy"

do people try to get dicks printed on stuff?

that may be worth the rape and/or murder