little_girl_lost

i'm not falling for that again

I have a pack of recipe cards for the bobs burgers burgers-of-the-day, I'm sure the run, gorgonzola, run burger is in there somewhere

ok, bob

Ok, wtf was up with edgar running for his life in the woods wearing a tuxedo, shot must've really hit the fan on the wedding day and this sunday funday ep, I kinda saw the end coming, as soon as they ran into paul f Tompkins, fake or not, you knew everything was going tits up. Lindsay being pissed at Becca for the paul 3some, and then joking with paul about it toward the end. edgar revealing to jimmy that Gretchen is stealing his serious medication, something will happen next week. only 4 eps left, i'm still holding out for some kind of happy ending here although evidence is strongly against it

How about instead of sending samples, I'll pay you for full size bottles/jars Figure out how much that would be including supplies, labor, &shipping, get back to me and i'll send out the money

That_One_Guy: E Pluribus Unum

my brother and his dad are truckers real pieces of shit, those two

yeah, that episode . . . it sure was a thing so are Becca/Vernon/paul a threesome now? like, are Becca & Vernon (and Tallulah) going to move in with paul? the holding hands under the table thing was super weird next ep looks like random silliness, a bachelor/bachelorette party for gretch and jim, I hope for more expansive of a flash forward sequence cuz a party ep doesn't seem to further the overall plot any.

Demons make terrible roommates. They eat all the food in the fridge, drink milk from the container and they're up all night watching PPV movies. but on a sidenote, I've been meaning to get a pair of these and have my bf spell out the entire works of Dickens with his tongue

I read the thread title and immediately thought Katherine Helmond god i'm old and watch too much tv

i bought a Ouija board when I was a teenager, my mom threw a fit ("I don't want that cursed thing in my house!"), I successfully scared the shit out of my stupid brother, but apart from that it was useless cardboard/plastic

giggity and I have done a lot of test market stuff in the past and i'm not afraid to be brutally honest about the product

i would be proud to be in your test market

go out tonight and collect all the wind taken trash cans and sell them back to their owners

Zero Eggplants this weeks flash forward shows gretch and linds poolside and Lindsay is the one wearing a ring, they talk about jimmy stopping by that day and Gretchen "isn't even mad anymore" and Gretchen is still drinking water and looking sad about it in the present, Gretchen is still pissed about the florist beej, they make a couple friend and jimmy blows the guy I love how Gretchen was too afraid to commit to a friendship and freaked out pretending not to know about the incident and potentially ruined their relationship next week looks like an all Becca/Vernon/paul ep, could be good with the realization that Vernon and Becca are throwing paul's jizz away instead of inseminating becca

yeah the truth campaign is running out of bullshit to spew

Does that stat include people who started vaping to replace the dicks they were ALREADY sucking?

Am I the only one waiting for Mickey Dolenz to die so I can offer my con-Donlenz-es?

my bf has an alien head decal on his back window in front of his brake light, so when he taps his brakes at night, the driver behind him can see the alien's eyes glow red

that is the nopest nope that ever noped

Sorry, it wasn't tube steak

every other week I have to switch from morning to afternoon shift and about once a month my midnight shift reports off and I have to cover it and do a surprise double my body doesn't know when to sleep

and a couple of good dogs, too