little_girl_lost

hookers and blow a new Hawaiian shirt

i'm lucky to get one like a month

Pepperidge farms remembers

my area sucks hard for new restaurants

i'm all for a real Bob's Burgers restaurant I might go halfsies with a cook to open one

I used to pick off fatty bits of raw bacon and eat it

WV

mum owns her house, she pays half the utilities and I pay the other half and the cable/internet bill i'm saving up for my own house, house's here are super cheap

But comedians have their own groupies. They're called Chucklefuckers

I'll see it when it's on tv

knee high socks, all different patterns I prolly have about 90-100 pairs of unique socks

whatever is cheap and in pod form I was using purex, now I have all, and I got some gain pods cheap at ollies I like to stock up on household goods when I find them cheap, so now I have enough laundry detergent to last me a couple years

i never smoked, I wasn't one of the cool kids

I don't talk about generals Be them modern, major, or otherwise.

I imagine the last episode of blues clues with Blue being really old and feeble and can't walk anymore, and the final scene is Steve singing ♪We just euthanized Blue Now we're really sad♪

My name is too common, I almost wish I had my old last name cuz I've never met anyone else with that name in my life

if not for robocalls, i'd get no calls at all

make an 80s style video-dating clip chicks dig it

Nope, a Confederacy

I can bake cakes, I just haven't in years, and I was never a cake decorator I oughtta do something like this, but do it with complete sincerity

my bf wants a ufo cake for his birthday coming up so now I hafta learn to make a ufo cake