little_girl_lost

I was gonna make ribs tonight, but I have a whole rack to make and its just liitle ol' me

pepsi

prolly just light tricks i'm a solid lowercase a cup

That's all you get, I know they're not as glorious as sponges

nobody wants to look at my ugly mug

hookers and blow a new Hawaiian shirt

i'm lucky to get one like a month

Pepperidge farms remembers

my area sucks hard for new restaurants

i'm all for a real Bob's Burgers restaurant I might go halfsies with a cook to open one

I used to pick off fatty bits of raw bacon and eat it

WV

mum owns her house, she pays half the utilities and I pay the other half and the cable/internet bill i'm saving up for my own house, house's here are super cheap

But comedians have their own groupies. They're called Chucklefuckers

I'll see it when it's on tv

knee high socks, all different patterns I prolly have about 90-100 pairs of unique socks

whatever is cheap and in pod form I was using purex, now I have all, and I got some gain pods cheap at ollies I like to stock up on household goods when I find them cheap, so now I have enough laundry detergent to last me a couple years

i never smoked, I wasn't one of the cool kids

I don't talk about generals Be them modern, major, or otherwise.

I imagine the last episode of blues clues with Blue being really old and feeble and can't walk anymore, and the final scene is Steve singing ♪We just euthanized Blue Now we're really sad♪