little_girl_lost

some idiot stacked cases of energy drinks all the way up to the ceiling in my walk-in cooler. I was in the middle of clearing out space in the storage room to move some of the cases in there because of the obvious hazard. I was walking past the huge stack and it began to fall over and missed me by a hair

a fire hazard

Corn Porn for horny cob gobblers

i work 6 days next week and one of the shifts is 12 hours and with the full week the next week, i'll be working 11 days in a row

D batteries

I kid about being cocky about being grown and i'll share

whenever I damn well feel like it, i'm adult af nah, I think I might make them at around 9 so they're still fresh enough when the ol man gets home after 2

I was gonna make ribs tonight, but I have a whole rack to make and its just liitle ol' me

pepsi

prolly just light tricks i'm a solid lowercase a cup

That's all you get, I know they're not as glorious as sponges

nobody wants to look at my ugly mug

hookers and blow a new Hawaiian shirt

i'm lucky to get one like a month

Pepperidge farms remembers

my area sucks hard for new restaurants

i'm all for a real Bob's Burgers restaurant I might go halfsies with a cook to open one

I used to pick off fatty bits of raw bacon and eat it

WV

mum owns her house, she pays half the utilities and I pay the other half and the cable/internet bill i'm saving up for my own house, house's here are super cheap