little_girl_lost

nothing like that in my area, main street in my town consists of a tiny Kroger, two gas stations, a dollar general and about 20 gambling joints

only a handy-j? I would go further with you for less

is that a local place? I don't have anything around here to get one, there's fast food places that offer floats, but those are on the other side of town.

haven't had one in years, but I am craving one in the worst way but I don't keep ice cream and root beer around my house I wanna stop at the grocery store on the way to work to pick up some, but I don't wanna wait for a 2 liter of root beer to get cold first

mid-day, I wake up too late to shower before work and a shower energizes me too much to be able to sleep afterward

finally, some love for short women

no prom for me, no kid would ask me to go and I was too poor to get a dress anyways

Mitch Hedberg hit me really hard and more recently, Michelle McNamara, a lot of sadness for patton oswalt

the heatwave finally broke here its a comfortable 79 atm

miserly

I couldn't resist myself

kind of surprised no one posted this one yet

Ooh, I want one of those if they work like they do on tv my house has no ac and I live on the second floor of my house with only a fan to cool me, its no help though it's hot as balls here. every time I open a cold drink, within a half hour in my room its hot as soup. i'm seriously considering moving into my unfinished basement in a pop tent

can't, working midnight shift tonight

yes wine coolers, shut up. but got a four pack today at the grocery store, scan it at the u-scan, the price comes up $1, the tag said 5-something I win and lose at the same time.

Firehouse Subs are meh at best

Dunkin Doggos?

Doggin Donuts?

42. That's it. That's all there is.