little_girl_lost

I imagine the last episode of blues clues with Blue being really old and feeble and can't walk anymore, and the final scene is Steve singing ♪We just euthanized Blue Now we're really sad♪

My name is too common, I almost wish I had my old last name cuz I've never met anyone else with that name in my life

if not for robocalls, i'd get no calls at all

make an 80s style video-dating clip chicks dig it

Nope, a Confederacy

I can bake cakes, I just haven't in years, and I was never a cake decorator I oughtta do something like this, but do it with complete sincerity

my bf wants a ufo cake for his birthday coming up so now I hafta learn to make a ufo cake

Well, hell

Lies! Lies and slander!

4' 11" Damn, am I the littlest?

I cant find anything good in my area, anywhere to buy this online?

just a dumb joke about how ranch dressing looks like jizz . . . i'll show myself out

i'm not falling for that again

I have a pack of recipe cards for the bobs burgers burgers-of-the-day, I'm sure the run, gorgonzola, run burger is in there somewhere

ok, bob

Ok, wtf was up with edgar running for his life in the woods wearing a tuxedo, shot must've really hit the fan on the wedding day and this sunday funday ep, I kinda saw the end coming, as soon as they ran into paul f Tompkins, fake or not, you knew everything was going tits up. Lindsay being pissed at Becca for the paul 3some, and then joking with paul about it toward the end. edgar revealing to jimmy that Gretchen is stealing his serious medication, something will happen next week. only 4 eps left, i'm still holding out for some kind of happy ending here although evidence is strongly against it

How about instead of sending samples, I'll pay you for full size bottles/jars Figure out how much that would be including supplies, labor, &shipping, get back to me and i'll send out the money

That_One_Guy: E Pluribus Unum

my brother and his dad are truckers real pieces of shit, those two

yeah, that episode . . . it sure was a thing so are Becca/Vernon/paul a threesome now? like, are Becca & Vernon (and Tallulah) going to move in with paul? the holding hands under the table thing was super weird next ep looks like random silliness, a bachelor/bachelorette party for gretch and jim, I hope for more expansive of a flash forward sequence cuz a party ep doesn't seem to further the overall plot any.

Demons make terrible roommates. They eat all the food in the fridge, drink milk from the container and they're up all night watching PPV movies. but on a sidenote, I've been meaning to get a pair of these and have my bf spell out the entire works of Dickens with his tongue

I read the thread title and immediately thought Katherine Helmond god i'm old and watch too much tv