little_girl_lost

my hair only parts in the middle I've tried and tried to style my thin life-less hair but it always falls into the same style

looks to me like the cups at pizza hut about 20 years ago

its a wonder that hush hush sweet charlotte wasn't given a "what ever happened" title

and what ever happened to baby jane? and what ever happened to aunt alice? and whoever slew auntie roo? and look whats happened to rosemary's baby the 60s and 70s found titles they liked and hung onto them.

Wow, this is all it took to get you guys to wanna meet me.

I have one of these in my house not gonna lie, I suck at it

I destroyed every pen/pencil I ever had in school

I like my coffee like I like my jokes about how I like my coffee, I don't.

i'm late to the game, but i''ll post my joke anyway

never, I know my size

rides don't hold me in tightly enough, so I get thrown around like a rag doll on the scary rides, so I avoid them.

meh

all the weight is going to your bald

and the threads

and the posts, too

All the little chicksWith their crimson lipsGo "Pittsburgh sucks", "Pittsburgh sucks"Livin' in sinWith a safety pinGo "Pittsburgh sucks", "Pittsburgh sucks"

we should do a 'who-wore-it-better', but you clearly have the better bod

quit wearing my shirts

skee-ball hey,it counts

ok

no one wants to meet me