little_girl_lost

You have the same initials as my bf

i think this would be a good idea in theory, but everyone will still use it to get laid

I wish I could even have a kiddie pool, but my backyard is all slope, no flat land to set one up

i'm coming over I bought a swimsuit 7 years ago and havent gotten to wear it one time

so, Coolio was against a weird al parody of his song, but he's fine with this?

my first name is Rachel, so i'll have to go with smachel

need pics

fries before Five Guys wait, that doesn't make sense

whenever I eat any kind of wafer cookie, I must eat it one layer at a time this is easy for nutty buddies, but more tedious for standard size kitkats

Up-shaft Girl/ She's been living in her Up-shaft world . . .

its halfway down if you are a pessimist

what do I have to do to earn such a feast?

Send it to me, I have no AC

Dog Day Afternoon

its a whole 'nother country, like wyoming

dick dastardly forgot what a dick

its too bad that it was cases of venom energy drink and not cases of red bull, then red bull would've given me wings.

some idiot stacked cases of energy drinks all the way up to the ceiling in my walk-in cooler. I was in the middle of clearing out space in the storage room to move some of the cases in there because of the obvious hazard. I was walking past the huge stack and it began to fall over and missed me by a hair

a fire hazard

Corn Porn for horny cob gobblers